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Lobey Dossers vs Govan Tossers. March 18th @12.30


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I don’t understand how this can be onside. The blue line is clearly the defender (you can tell by the colour of the dashes up to the arm). And onside should mean the attacker line turns green. 

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Even if we take the approach of touching lines=onside, that still doesn’t explain the red line. 

I think there’s been a technological f**k-up. 

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1 hour ago, The Master said:

I don’t understand how this can be onside. The blue line is clearly the defender (you can tell by the colour of the dashes up to the arm). And onside should mean the attacker line turns green. 

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Even if we take the approach of touching lines=onside, that still doesn’t explain the red line. 

I think there’s been a technological f**k-up. 

Maybe I'm being really thick and it's a camera angle trick, but shouldn't the lines be parallel with the 18 yard box too?

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8 minutes ago, Hauzen said:

Maybe I'm being really thick and it's a camera angle trick, but shouldn't the lines be parallel with the 18 yard box too?

No, in the same way the cut of the grass to the right of the 18-yard line isn’t parallel to it. 

Parallel lines will always appear to converge when displayed in an image, with the effect amplified when not looking straight down them. 

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6 hours ago, Jim McLean's Ghost said:

Well if Sportsound are saying they are wrong then they are clearly right.

Seeing them back on Sky I think VAR got them right. i know they aren't supposed to do this but the linesman called both onside on VAR had both decisions essentially in line. And the camera set up doesn't seem to be able to do better than that.

Some frustrating little things today. Liam Kelly once again falling to bits.

Winning throw ins high up the park and immediately going back to the keeper 3 times. Surely part of the plan of trying to play in behind the fullback is winning throw ins and we should have a plan to attack from them instead of playing the ball backwards which is pointless because we weren't playing a possession game.

Kettlewell leaving Slattery on was sort of baffling. He wasn't having a good game and was on a booking. Out of the four midfielders he was top of the list to be subbed.

On the bright side the Slattery-Goss abomination of a midfield won't be playing in the next game.

Nailed all your points here.

See any one of those decisions, regardless of the teams playing, They were onside. I don't care if someone's left bollock is hanging over the "line". It only really matters for me when it's something daft like a yard that was somehow missed.

Kettlewell was insanely naive leaving SLattery on. I don't think anyone else in FP thought he'd last the 90.

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1 hour ago, The Master said:

No, in the same way the cut of the grass to the right of the 18-yard line isn’t parallel to it. 

Parallel lines will always appear to converge when displayed in an image, with the effect amplified when not looking straight down them. 

Well explained, however I can't help but feel the quality of the cameras used looks shite

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1 hour ago, Busta Nut said:

Well explained, however I can't help but feel the quality of the cameras used looks shite

Sky games are shown in UHD, so they'll be at least 4k resolution (for this game, at least). However the feed sent to VAR might only be HD (1080p). 

The biggest issue is the framerate. It's 50fps, which isn't fast enough to pinpoint exactly when the ball leaves the passer's foot(/head/etc.). 

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14 hours ago, The Master said:

I don’t understand how this can be onside. The blue line is clearly the defender (you can tell by the colour of the dashes up to the arm). And onside should mean the attacker line turns green. 

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Even if we take the approach of touching lines=onside, that still doesn’t explain the red line. 

I think there’s been a technological f**k-up. 

According to sky the lines here overlap and when that happens the decision goes in favour of the attacker. 

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Not been active on this thread but a Charles for @bennett for the excellent Lobey Dosser reference. I think there’s also a couple of users on here who have appropriated characters from Bud Neill’s magnum opus.

If you’ve not seen it, can I thoroughly recommend his adventures. Set in the immediate post WWII Glasgow-esque Wild West town of Calton Creek it still has a resonance and makes me laugh today. My copy has pride of place in the doonstairs lavvy. 
 

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50 minutes ago, alta-pete said:

Not been active on this thread but a Charles for @bennett for the excellent Lobey Dosser reference. I think there’s also a couple of users on here who have appropriated characters from Bud Neill’s magnum opus.

If you’ve not seen it, can I thoroughly recommend his adventures. Set in the immediate post WWII Glasgow-esque Wild West town of Calton Creek it still has a resonance and makes me laugh today. My copy has pride of place in the doonstairs lavvy. 
 

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Cheers but the thread title was Kincardines, 2 threads were merged.

 

 

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1 hour ago, alta-pete said:

Credit then to @The_Kincardine  Knew he was a man of culture. 

Thanks!  Mind you, I don't know why/ how M'well  fans came to call themselves dossers but it's a term that's been around for a long time.  With some likes 'Jambos', 'Hiibbies' and 'cnuts' it's pretty obvious but not with 'dossers' and 'arabs'.

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On 19/03/2023 at 08:40, Drew Brees said:

According to sky the lines here overlap and when that happens the decision goes in favour of the attacker. 

I heard this bullshit too, I mean it probably is the "rule" but first I've heard of it and first I've seen where the attacker line is in front of the defenders but the arse is overlapping.

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