GNU_Linux Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Joining this forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I've murdered a few pints in my time.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted March 17, 2023 Author Share Posted March 17, 2023 Hoping that once all the boomers get their Penguin bar tier jokes out the way this thread will liven up a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyser_soze Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I slept with my girlfriend's mum, in my defence she was fucking hot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Bought a Lighthouse Family CD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Order 66 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post die hard doonhamer Posted March 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2023 20 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Bought a Lighthouse Family CD. Didn’t realise people bought them. Most of them were just Lifted. 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Iain said: Donated a fiver to Wings during the referendum. No wonder Paul McCartney is loaded when he keeps getting free handouts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I once posted some critical but correct comments about a certain radio personality on a football website which caused said radio personality to go into meltdown and post my comments to his 27,000 Instagram followers. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I once posted a recipe for mushy peas, placenta and chips on Mumsnet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Iain said: Donated a fiver to Wings during the referendum. Terrible man, terrible man, terrible, terrible, terrible man! Spoiler My other crime? I post obscure memes for yer da types on football forums 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I bought my mrs an indoor hydrangea for Mother’s Day but it’s myself who likes hydrangea and flowers not her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Iain said: Donated a fiver to Wings during the referendum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 22 minutes ago, throbber said: I bought my mrs an indoor hydrangea for Mother’s Day but it’s myself who likes hydrangea and flowers not her. I let the little one choose what her Mum got a few years back, so she got a mango. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 When I was a child I was on some Haven Holidays caravan park with my parents and got forced to attend some children's entertainment thing. There was a big rubber dinghy and the people running the kids club told us they sailed across the sea on this dinghy. I proceeded to stab the dinghy when no one was looking, hoping it would deflate while they were sailing back home. Of course they never actually sailed there on the dinghy. However, if they had then I could have killed them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Cow tipping as a wean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I told one of my subordinates at work that he had spelled a word incorrectly, but I found out later he was right and I was wrong. I didn't apologise at the time, and now I don't have his contact details. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I once called square/slice/lorne by the wrong name within earshot of a fellow P&Ber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 13 minutes ago, Gnash said: I told one of my subordinates at work that he had spelled a word incorrectly, but I found out later he was right and I was wrong. I didn't apologise at the time, and now I don't have his contact details. spelt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 (edited) Defacated on a homelsess person's bed but I've mentioned this before There's loads more but I don't want to incriminate myself Edited March 17, 2023 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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