Florentine_Pogen Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 "The only reason I'm talking to you is so that the bouncer knows where to find you.................." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Prescription windsceen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 8 hours ago, superwell87 said: Do you know who I've always wanted to see? The Swiss army. To see what they do with those wee red knifes. CORKSCREWS.... OOOT!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Port Glasgow, neither a Port nor Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Star sign Sagittarius, half man half horse, licensed to shit in the street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 If you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 8 hours ago, Cairn Terrier said: About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. Angie Dickinson's reaction to that line was brilliant. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?ref=search&v=330608417663264&external_log_id=fccf8c7e-c20e-4269-b0ce-0223941b08b2&q=welcome as a fart in a spacesuit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 "If that bird comes anywhere near me, I'll break its neck and your bloody arm!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I hope Snow White kicks yer arse the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Wire brush and dettol ma’am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I know you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 'Yer first gray pube Please put wirry on the table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 The withdrawal method? Withdraw at the point of ejaculation? For f**k's sake, at the point of ejaculation there's not a herd of wildebeest that could make my arse go in that direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Molotov said: If you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Would you like more BUTTER in your BUCKET? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 It’s amazing the surge of strength ye get when you bite yer ain willy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 18 minutes ago, Rugster said: The withdrawal method? Withdraw at the point of ejaculation? For f**k's sake, at the point of ejaculation there's not a herd of wildebeest that could make my arse go in that direction. You're getting your stories mixed up. It's wild horses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 1 minute ago, jimbaxters said: You're getting your stories mixed up. It's wild horses. Oops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Wildebeest you say? "Betty!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 "To me going on a cruise would be like going to prison, with the added risk of drowning." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 6 hours ago, jimbaxters said: You're getting your stories mixed up. It's wild horses. Mandela effect: my brain remembers elephants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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