Arthur daley Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 14 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said: Och well: Good afternoon, A warrant has been issued to the Police in relation to the above case due to your failure to appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court on 8 March 2023. If you wish for the matter to be dealt with quickly please hand yourself into the Police at your earliest convenience. Kind regards, Edinburgh PFO Sorry to hear ,anyone you could stay with incase your unlucky and they do decide to pay a vist to your door at the weekend ,would defo make contact with the filth informing them your aware of it and will be in on Monday but . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoose Rice Posted March 10, 2023 Author Share Posted March 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, Arthur daley said: Sorry to hear ,anyone you could stay with incase your unlucky and they do decide to pay a vist to your door at the weekend ,would defo make contact with the filth informing them your aware of it and will be in on Monday but . Nah not really. My worry with calling them is that may alert them to then come to my door? I'm just gonna lay low until then and if they come to my door I'll blank it. Cant see them turning up a busy Fri/Sat when the email sent to me seemed fairly relaxed or maybe thats being ignorant I don't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said: Nah not really. My worry with calling them is that may alert them to then come to my door? I'm just gonna lay low until then and if they come to my door I'll blank it. Cant see them turning up a busy Fri/Sat when the email sent to me seemed fairly relaxed or maybe thats being ignorant I don't know. Would agree with that, there was no bluster or threats in that email, just a if you want….suspect you’re well down the list of people for them to go nick if they have a spare minute. Hopefully there are a few P&B regulars on or around the force that can distract them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Fake passport and get yourself to Mexico to start your new life asap or hand yourself in Sunday night unless you want free breakfast and dinner Saturday and Sunday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 7 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said: Nah not really. My worry with calling them is that may alert them to then come to my door? I'm just gonna lay low until then and if they come to my door I'll blank it. Cant see them turning up a busy Fri/Sat when the email sent to me seemed fairly relaxed or maybe thats being ignorant I don't know. Chances are they won’t come over the weekend,easy for ever c**t on hear to say don’t worry but harder when it’s happening to you ,Best thing is not to go overboard with booze or anything over the weekend trying to blank it out as you will end up feeling even worse and worrying more (hope that doesn’t come across as patronising btw) was more meaning phoning them and say your working away etc you know about it and deal with it when your home on Monday rather than saying your in the house waiting on the knock . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 43 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said: Good afternoon, A warrant has been issued to the Police in relation to the above case due to your failure to appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court on 8 March 2023. If you wish for the matter to be dealt with quickly please hand yourself into the Police at your earliest convenience. Kind regards, Edinburgh PFO "Well, Saturday wasn't particularly convenient as I had been planning on watching Hearts getting knocked out the cup, and Saturday night is... well, what could be less convenient than a Saturday night? Then it was Sunday, the Lord's day of rest. Then I had work on Monday, and it wasn't until I'd gone home and had my tea that I didn't have any plans, and therefore came by at my [and I quote] earliest convenience." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoose Rice Posted March 10, 2023 Author Share Posted March 10, 2023 12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: "Well, Saturday wasn't particularly convenient as I had been planning on watching Hearts getting knocked out the cup, and Saturday night is... well, what could be less convenient than a Saturday night? Then it was Sunday, the Lord's day of rest. Then I had work on Monday, and it wasn't until I'd gone home and had my tea that I didn't have any plans, and therefore came by at my [and I quote] earliest convenience." You're a mind reader! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoose Rice Posted March 10, 2023 Author Share Posted March 10, 2023 27 minutes ago, Arthur daley said: Chances are they won’t come over the weekend,easy for ever c**t on hear to say don’t worry but harder when it’s happening to you ,Best thing is not to go overboard with booze or anything over the weekend trying to blank it out as you will end up feeling even worse and worrying more (hope that doesn’t come across as patronising btw) was more meaning phoning them and say your working away etc you know about it and deal with it when your home on Monday rather than saying your in the house waiting on the knock . Cheers for the advice and you never came across that way mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarHibee Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Hoose Rice said: If you wish for the matter to be dealt with quickly please hand yourself into the Police at your earliest convenience. Doesn't really read as them desperate to get you in as soon as possible tbh. Your case is likely very low down on their priority list. They do say "your earliest convenience" and it would be most inconvenient to hand yourself in today and be caged up for the weekend for no good reason. I'd just hold off until next week. They're clearly not that bothered. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockthearab Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 The Police won't come looking for you this weekend for a warrant just issued. It could actually take over a week before the warrant is live and on the system. If you hand yourself in, as advised earlier, don't go later than midnight-1am as technically they could keep you til 'next lawful day'. If you have meds with you make sure they are in the box with your details on it but you won't get meds for 1st 6 hours you are in custody. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarHibee Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, Jockthearab said: The Police won't come looking for you this weekend for a warrant just issued. It could actually take over a week before the warrant is live and on the system. Exactly this. They wouldn't have bothered sending a letter, they would have been right at your door if there was an issue. They'd probably prefer that you did wait until next week. You're obviously considered low risk and they won't want another cell to tend to over the weekend for someone who doesn't require it. Save the cells for the weekend fannies who are regular visitors there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Hoose give your lawyer a phone and ask for advice. Hope it goes well for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Sounds like we need a new thread on tips for turning yourself in to minimize cell time, and maybe a review thread for cells around the country/world so people can chose a better location to surrender at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Hoose Rice said: Och well: Good afternoon, A warrant has been issued to the Police in relation to the above case due to your failure to appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court on 8 March 2023. If you wish for the matter to be dealt with quickly please hand yourself into the Police at your earliest convenience. Kind regards, Edinburgh PFO What is the charge? Eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal? 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budmiester1 Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 (edited) 28 minutes ago, TxRover said: Sounds like we need a new thread on tips for turning yourself in to minimize cell time, and maybe a review thread for cells around the country/world so people can chose a better location to surrender at. The Rough Guide to Cells of Scotland? Or the Lonely Planet cell guide Edited March 10, 2023 by budmiester1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 If you get the jail you can always change your name to Big Hoose Rice. Chin up, courts are intimidating, but they're supposed to be. Just play it with a straight bat and you'll be fine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 I was the only independent witness to an absolutely brutal assault on a police officer. I was listed as the main witness.I never went to court on the day of the trial. Never heard feck all about it again.#not a grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, supermik said: I was the only independent witness to an absolutely brutal assault on a police officer. I was listed as the main witness.I never went to court on the day of the trial. Never heard feck all about it again.#not a grass. The courts can issue a witness warrant and have you lifted. And you can be fined or even jailed for contempt of court. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, tamthebam said: The courts can issue a witness warrant and have you lifted. And you can be fined or even jailed for contempt of court. Like I said Tam, never heard anything about it again. Guy that committed the crime is now long deid so think it might be a case closed situation now. (Was mental and totally unbelievable at the time) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 On 09/03/2023 at 20:45, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm just posting in here so I can be part of history when P&B is read out in court. "Your honour, if I may, I'd like to direct your attention to threads from the General Nonsense Forum." "There is a precedent for this case, I'd like to submit into evidence 'cheerio from chigsy' " 11 hours ago, velo army said: If you get the jail you can always change your name to Big Hoose Rice. In all seriousness Hoose Rice, you'll be okay, wouldn't worry too much about it, keep the head up and ask for advice from your lawyer if possible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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