Richey Edwards Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Have a wonderful evening. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Is that a haggis peeking out of his shorts? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 26 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Is that a haggis peeking out of his shorts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilMARKnock Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Indeed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 (edited) TO A PENIS By Robert Burns Puir wee saft and flabby penis, A wheen o’ pleasure you hae gie’n us, An hour or twa’ ago, puir thing, Ye made a lassie's gled heert sing, For then you stuck oot firm and prood, And put Jean Armour in the mood. She doted on the love ye gie’d, And lost wi’ glee her maidenheid, Her comely thighs, her erse sae braw, Did answer Mither Nature’s ca’, She squirmit like a trimblin’ jelly, As ye went scuddin’ up her belly. Fu’ prood she wis, o’ hard worked penis, An’ hoo ye jerked sae weel between us, She lay there, gigglin’ wi’ pleasure, Lie doon an’ rest, ye’ve earned your leisure, For ye gie’d your a’ tae satisfy, The urgent need o’ Jean and I. Still ye did a guid nichts work, Ye did your duty, didnae shirk, Noo, wee thing, ye look sae sad, You’re jist nae use tae Rabbie lad, Ye’re wabbit oot an’ saft as butter, But hoo ye made Jean Armour splutter, And as I sit and puff ma pipe, Ye look jist like some wrinkled tripe. Noo ma bonnie Jean’s gang hame, Tae hing her heid in sorry shame, Ye ken gie weel ye did her wrang, I kept ye in her far too lang, An’ noo we’ll hae tae wait an’ see If Jean will hae a pregnancy. O’ weel, we men, we tak’ oor chances, Let’s saunter doon tae Poosie Nancy’s, An’ when I’ve had a dram or twa’, I’ll let ye pish agin’ the wa’, Maybe ye’ll pardon my abuses, But I realise ye’ve ither uses. Edited January 25, 2023 by Florentine_Pogen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: TO A PENIS By Robert Burns Puir wee saft and flabby penis, A wheen o’ pleasure you hae gie’n us, An hour or twa’ ago, puir thing, Ye made a lassie's gled heert sing, For then you stuck oot firm and prood, And put Jean Armour in the mood. She doted on the love ye gie’d, And lost wi’ glee her maidenheid, Her comely thighs, her erse sae braw, Did answer Mither Nature’s ca’, She squirmit like a trimblin’ jelly, As ye went scuddin’ up her belly. Fu’ prood she wis, o’ hard worked penis, An’ hoo ye jerked sae weel between us, She lay there, gigglin’ wi’ pleasure, Lie doon an’ rest, ye’ve earned your leisure, For ye gie’d your a’ tae satisfy, The urgent need o’ Jean and I. Still ye did a guid nichts work, Ye did your duty, didnae shirk, Noo, wee thing, ye look sae sad, You’re jist nae use tae Rabbie lad, Ye’re wabbit oot an’ saft as butter, But hoo ye made Jean Armour splutter, And as I sit and puff ma pipe, Ye look jist like some wrinkled tripe. Noo ma bonnie Jean’s gang hame, Tae hing her heid in sorry shame, Ye ken gie weel ye did her wrang, I kept ye in her far too lang, An’ noo we’ll hae tae wait an’ see If Jean will hae a pregnancy. O’ weel, we men, we tak’ oor chances, Let’s saunter doon tae Poosie Nancy’s, An’ when I’ve had a dram or twa’, I’ll let ye pish agin’ the wa’, Maybe ye’ll pardon my abuses, But I realise ye’ve ither uses. Rab wrote about a mouse, He also wrote about a louse, He's even written about his willy, But coming from Ayrshire if he was alive today he'd be a Billy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Rab wrote about a mouse, He also wrote about a louse, He's even written about his willy, But coming from Ayrshire if he was alive today he'd be a Billy Tae a jobby. Ah drap mah drawers an part mah baws an fae ma erse a jobby faws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 11 hours ago, Venti said: Anyone look at the Krypton Factor symbol & see someone getting doggystyled? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 54 minutes ago, Venti said: Anyone look at the Krypton Factor symbol & see someone getting doggystyled? Congratulations, you've passed the puzzle round, now on to the assault course 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moses1924 Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 14 hours ago, Venti said: Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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