Jacksgranda Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, btb said: Lately the lollipop lady at the local school has started to stop traffic for me. You must have a very young complexion... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 17 minutes ago, Frosty said: Finally getting round to taking your football boots down to the charity shop probably a good 15/20 years after last using them and realising you’ll never buy another pair again. Are you Dead-Shot Keen? * Not old at all, if you don't get this reference 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, djchapsticks said: 20230122_114043_1.mp4Unavailable Proof for anyone who thinks I'm exaggerating. You deserve all of it for your footwear choices, tbh. 35 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: Ankles, knees and this is my hip. That's only going to get more painful as the years go by. Luckily enough, I've got fewer birthdays ahead of me than behind me. I'm 55 tomorrow so this thread has fair cheered me up. Hiya, Lara Croft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 (edited) 10 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: @Eednud is older than I am. but there are others older - can't remember who they are,though... @oldbitterandgrumpy could be in the mix. And then there's the anti royalist, @Wee Willie, he's nearly 80. Edited January 22 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 10 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: You deserve all of it for your footwear choices, tbh. Hiya, Lara Croft. Shut up. You wear Lonsdales m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 9 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: Shut up. You wear Lonsdales m8. I think you're confusing me with your clearance bin friend @throbber. Now click along. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: I think you're confusing me with your clearance bin friend @throbber. Now click along. Your patter is as potent as your team with a dead-ball from 12 yards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 21/01/2023 at 04:29, Mark Connolly said: Any time you attempt a sneaky, silent fart, it will be at least 10dB louder than your previous record Getting old is the feeling of apprehension when you fart that you have no idea if you are going to follow through. my dads mate once said to me about getting old “Never trust a fart and never waste an erection” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 3 minutes ago, HK Hibee said: Getting old is the feeling of apprehension when you fart that you have no idea if you are going to follow through. my dads mate once said to me about getting old “Never trust a fart and never waste an erection” Was he Billy Connolly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 If you come across a photo like this, and just know you were also standing somewhere in that queue to get into the Apollo, wearing flares just like those on display… then that’s a sign. Aye, it’s a sign alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Hangovers that last for days, I'll be 50 this year and play in a 6 a side league with a group of Dutch lads whose ages range from mid 20s to mid 30s, I'm still pretty fit and can complete with the youngsters on the field, last night we had our team night out, started with a Whisky tasting, then a meal, then lots of beers, I can see this hangover lasting till around Wednesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 41 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Was he Billy Connolly? Is that a Billy Connolly line? i am shocked, shocked I tell you to find out a weegie has tried to pass someone else’s saying as their own 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 9 minutes ago, HK Hibee said: Is that a Billy Connolly line? i am shocked, shocked I tell you to find out a weegie has tried to pass someone else’s saying as their own It's on a you Tube clip on here somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: It's on a you Tube clip on here somewhere. It's on the first page of the thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: It's on the first page of the thread No. 4 must be your memory... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 I'm old enough to remember when Old Firm fans were bigots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 3 hours ago, Arthur daley said: They look something like that then. I can happily report, after telling my son that these were the greatest boots ever made, he has fully converted and his last 3 pairs have all been Kings. None of this Day-Glo plastic shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 (edited) 2 hours ago, pozbaird said: If you come across a photo like this, and just know you were also standing somewhere in that queue to get into the Apollo, wearing flares just like those on display… then that’s a sign. Aye, it’s a sign alright. Lucky for me, I can do this in colour, still 25 years ago. Berlins in Aberdeen.. Edited January 22 by johnnydun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: No. 4 must be your memory... Obviously by the time he got to the bottom of the thread, he'd forgotten where it was he heard it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Did some skipping yesterday morning (30 minutes, proper American Psycho start to the day) and today it feels like I’ve been stabbed in the calves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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