'WellDel Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) Planning your day in town so that you will be heading home before the pubs get too busy. Used to love a night out in Glasgow or Edinburgh. Tomorrow we will be visiting the Weedge for food and drinks, with the intention of being on the train home by about 8pm. Boring auld fkrs!! (I'll be 50 in a couple of months). Edited January 20 by 'WellDel 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) Technology. I find I struggle with some technology now that 10 years ago I'd have thought was a scoosh. Also realising you've gone from being one of the youngest in your workplace to one of the oldest and you can't be bothered with the younger peoples chat but realising you were the same wee d*ck at the same age. Edited January 20 by FK1Bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 A milf is now a gilf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 1 hour ago, 'WellDel said: Planning your day in town so that you will be heading home before the pubs get too busy. Used to love a night out in Glasgow or Edinburgh. Tomorrow we will be visiting the Weedge for food and drinks, with the intention of being on the train home by about 8pm. Boring auld fkrs!! (I'll be 50 in a couple of months). Only way to survive a hangover these days is a lunchtime start/7pm finish. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 When you stop to think that the year you were born in is only sixteen years after the end of World War 2, popped out right in the middle of the Cuban Missile crisis, and The Beatles were kids strumming cheap guitars in their bedrooms. If dealt a fair hand health wise though, I never, ever, plan to submit to genuine old fartdom. Hopefully, when I go, I’ll be carried out the Barrowlands after a rousing Wolf Alice gig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 When nose hair and ear hair grows faster and thicker than other body hair. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 minutes ago, Eednud said: When nose hair and ear hair grows faster and thicker than other body hair. See also fingernails, seems like I am cutting the b*****ds every week now to keep them at the same length that previously only needed a cut every now and then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 1 hour ago, 'WellDel said: Planning your day in town so that you will be heading home before the pubs get too busy. Used to love a night out in Glasgow or Edinburgh. Tomorrow we will be visiting the Weedge for food and drinks, with the intention of being on the train home by about 8pm. Boring auld fkrs!! (I'll be 50 in a couple of months). 50 is no age and if being tucked up in your bed with a cup of Horlicks is the height of your ambition then fair play 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 hours ago, Raidernation said: You automatically make odd noises/grunt when you sit down or stand up Came on to say this ^^^ The noises also get a second longer, an octave deeper and a bit gruntier with every passing year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Knees. Always the knees. 2 hours ago, johnnydun said: 100%. I can tell the weather with how my knees are when I wake up. This, apart from it's just 'knee' now for one has been replaced. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 13 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: 50 is no age and if being tucked up in your bed with a cup of Horlicks is the height of your ambition then fair play Aye, I realise that 50 isn't particularly old (although when my parents were that age I thought they were fucking ancient). Just can't be arsed with the busy, fighting to get to the bar shite anymore. Will quite happily get the train home early evening and go for a quiet few/get canned depending on mood in our local with a lot less hassle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theatom Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 How’s this for dytedness - in a magazine today I put two fingers on a picture to try and zoom in. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 36 minutes ago, bobbykdy said: See also fingernails, seems like I am cutting the b*****ds every week now to keep them at the same length that previously only needed a cut every now and then. It's not the nails growing quicker it's your body is shrinking mate. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 43 minutes ago, bobbykdy said: See also fingernails, seems like I am cutting the b*****ds every week now to keep them at the same length that previously only needed a cut every now and then. Bending down/contorting your body to cut your toenails doesn't get any easier either. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Anyone else had it pointed out that they hum mindlessly when pottering around doing stuff? No, me neither. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Just now, 'WellDel said: Bending down/contorting your body to cut your toenails doesn't get any easier either. f**k aye, good shout that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Just now, 'WellDel said: Bending down/contorting your body to cut your toenails doesn't get any easier either. Stretching over from the driver seat to get something on the back seat of the car and the body seizes up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 1 minute ago, Loonytoons said: Stretching over from the driver seat to get something on the back seat of the car and the body seizes up. Your own body, not the one on the back seat. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 When you have to Google young whippersnapper posting stuff like MHYG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Just now, Loonytoons said: When you have to Google young whippersnapper posting stuff like MHYG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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