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Signs you are getting old…


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17 minutes ago, Frosty said:

Finally getting round to taking your football boots down to the charity shop probably a good 15/20 years after last using them and realising you’ll never buy another pair again.

Are you Dead-Shot Keen? *

 

 

 

 

Not old at all, if you don't get this reference 

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1 hour ago, djchapsticks said:

 

Proof for anyone who thinks I'm exaggerating. 😂

You deserve all of it for your footwear choices, tbh.

35 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:

Ankles, knees and this is my hip.

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That's only going to get more painful as the years go by.

 

Luckily enough, I've got fewer birthdays ahead of me than behind me. I'm 55 tomorrow so this thread has fair cheered me up.

Hiya, Lara Croft.

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10 hours ago, Jacksgranda said:

@Eednud is older than I am. but there are others older - can't remember who they are,though...

@oldbitterandgrumpy could be in the mix.

And then there's the anti royalist, @Wee Willie, he's nearly 80.

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On 21/01/2023 at 04:29, Mark Connolly said:

Any time you attempt a sneaky, silent fart, it will be at least 10dB louder than your previous record

Getting old is the feeling of apprehension when you fart that you have no idea if you are going to follow through. 
 

my dads mate once said to me about getting old “Never trust a fart and never waste an erection”

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3 minutes ago, HK Hibee said:

Getting old is the feeling of apprehension when you fart that you have no idea if you are going to follow through. 
 

my dads mate once said to me about getting old “Never trust a fart and never waste an erection”

Was he Billy Connolly?

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Hangovers that last for days, I'll be 50 this year and play in a 6 a side league with a group of Dutch lads whose ages range from mid 20s to mid 30s, I'm still pretty fit and can complete with the youngsters on the field, last night we had our team night out, started with a Whisky tasting, then a meal, then lots of beers, I can see this hangover lasting till around Wednesday.

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9 minutes ago, HK Hibee said:

Is that a Billy Connolly line? 
 

i am shocked, shocked I tell you to find out a weegie has tried to pass someone else’s saying as their own

It's on a you Tube clip on here somewhere.

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3 hours ago, Arthur daley said:

They look something like that then. 

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I can happily report, after telling my son that these were the greatest boots ever made, he has fully converted and his last 3 pairs have all been Kings.

None of this Day-Glo plastic shite.

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2 hours ago, pozbaird said:

If you come across a photo like this, and just know you were also standing somewhere in that queue to get into the Apollo, wearing flares just like those on display… then that’s a sign. Aye, it’s a sign alright.

 

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Lucky for me, I can do this in colour, still 25 years ago. Berlins in Aberdeen..

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