TxRover Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Knocked the pill case over (having a pill case may qualify on its own), and had so many spilt that I had to plonk the whole weeks supply onto a plate and sort them out again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 You develop a rantallion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 You automatically make odd noises/grunt when you sit down or stand up 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, Raidernation said: You automatically make odd noises/grunt when you sit down or stand up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Any time you attempt a sneaky, silent fart, it will be at least 10dB louder than your previous record 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Knowing what Betamax actually means. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 (edited) All me and my mates seem to do these days is moan about how tired we all are. We're all in our 30's. Edited January 20, 2023 by Rizzo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 When you have some t-shirts that are older than some football players. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 (edited) The amount of hair you sweep up every week gets less each time, after shaving your coupon. Edited January 20, 2023 by johnnydun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 17 minutes ago, TxRover said: Knocked the pill case over (having a pill case may qualify on its own), and had so many spilt that I had to plonk the whole weeks supply onto a plate and sort them out again. Amateur stuff, mate. Last week my older sister - aged 66 - sent me the programme from our school's choir concert in 1977 that she'd got from some Facebook shite. I could remember the words of every song from every singer. After we finished blethering and I got up from my chair I couldn't remember if I wanted to go for a pish or to put a pizza in the oven. THAT is age. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: Amateur stuff, mate. Last week my older sister - aged 66 - sent me the programme from our school's choir concert in 1977 that she'd got from some Facebook shite. I could remember the words of every song from every singer. After we finished blethering and I got up from my chair I couldn't remember if I wanted to go for a pish or to put a pizza in the oven. THAT is age. As long as you didn't pish in the oven and put the pizza in the toilet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 minute ago, philpy said: As long as you didn't pish in the oven and put the pizza in the toilet. Or pish on the pizza and put the oven in the toilet. Or the toilet in the oven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Knees. Always the knees. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Knees. Always the knees. ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, philpy said: As long as you didn't pish in the oven and put the pizza in the toilet. Eh? Why are you quoting me on this thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 I remember when twice nightly was a badge of honour, now it's getting up for a pish. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: Eh? Why are you quoting me on this thread? Quarter to nine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Knees. Always the knees. 100%. I can tell the weather with how my knees are when I wake up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, johnnydun said: 100%. I can tell the weather with how my knees are when I wake up. Bette Midler used her husband's penis as an indicator. When he woke up, if it was lying to the left it was going to rain, if it lay to the right it was going to be sunny, if it was straight up, who gives a f**k what the weather was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 50 minutes ago, TxRover said: Knocked the pill case over (having a pill case may qualify on its own), and had so many spilt that I had to plonk the whole weeks supply onto a plate and sort them out again. I haven't got a pill case - maybe I should have - but when a small pill practically launches itself out of its protective strip when you exert slightly too much pressure and you have to scrambe around on your hands and knees - something that is only done in dire emergencies - in order to retreive it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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