Albertlegend Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 The bit where they were go karting and the winner team are saying, we won because of my directing, we won because of my idea, we won because of my logo, no you won because the other team was even more shite than you were! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 There really was no way Shazia could stay unless she had an amazing business plan. She is so arrogant that she refuses to believe anyone else can have an idea that's better than hers. Clearly thought she could save herself by admitting to her failings but I genuinely don't believe she actually thinks at any point she made any bad decisions. Good riddence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Last night was must be the worst combined effort from both teams in Apprentice history. No one came out of that with pass marks. Note - was surprised no one commented on the lack of crash helmets in the commercials, I'd have thought that was a complete no-no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 It's painful how fucking shite this lot are. The boy chucking his team under the bus was a cracker (and in his defence I can see why he was so pissed off) and then the expert saying "ZipZap is an awful name" and Avi replying with "Yes we agre... will take those comments on board" had me in bits. I zoned out at the design bit and when I returned it was that logo. I instantly saw 'ZifZaf'. How. HOW did no one else clock that? Glad that fud is gone. As someone said above, she definitely has some sort of chip on her shoulder and was very condescending when speaking. Genuinely thought it was to be the first double firing last night though. Two horrible team performances there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 I really don't know why I watch this anymore. It's the same old shite year in, year out where some rich c***s pretend to be shocked and angry that a dozen p***ks aren't instantly great at something niche that takes years to perfect. I've hated Alan Sugar for quite some time now, but Karren Brady is definitely closing the gap. I'd love to see what pish she'd come up with to advertise a shitty bike or make a cartoon. All that said, how someone can hire an actor who can't ride a bike to advertise a bike and not get fired on the spot is astounding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Last nights episode summed up that they've really been dumbing down the contestants over the last few years. Not one person so far has shown any business acumen. It's bloody entertaining though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 "I've been called away on urgent business" = "I can't be arsed going over to Heathrow at 5am to speak to you worthless mugs" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Good bit of David Brent “they’re cracking up” from Avi there claiming the guests were laughing at his shit jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 "I don't want you to get too full" has to be one of my favourite Apprentice lines of all time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Spoiler Reece allegedly punted for getting pished on the flight to Dubai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 A corporate event and you're allowed two glasses of water and a glass of juice. Not surprising they wanted a refund 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowshed Chris Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 This has to be the worst crop of candidates ever. I'd fire them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Rochelle's team were actually in charge of the water policy at the Europa League final last year. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertlegend Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Watching this on catchup, why are they paying for the food then having to prep it themselves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Another episode with a good amount of toe curling this week. The you are allowed 2 glasses of water not being the highlight I was watching through my fingers it was that cringey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 All of the candidates are undoubtedly useless, but they are also set up to fail. Why on earth would you create your corporate day out, and then go to the client to see what they want? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Reveal hidden contents Reece allegedly punted for getting pished on the flight to Dubai He’s saying it was “health reasons”. I suppose getting cunted on a flight counts as that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 03/02/2023 at 15:48, The Minertaur said: Last nights episode summed up that they've really been dumbing down the contestants over the last few years. Not one person so far has shown any business acumen. It's bloody entertaining though. Continues another week. Has anybody actually impressed? Joe was the one person who I liked so far this series 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Joe must be the only one in years who hasn't trotted out the 'sugar will regret this decision' shite in the way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 This lot really are the dumbest we've ever had. I know some tasks are just ridiculous and I'd love to see Brady or Sugar chucked in to those situations as they'd probably be shite as well. But some of the absolute basics are fucked up every single week. Why would you limit water in a roasting hot country ffs? And why would you announce it? Idiots the absolute lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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