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1 hour ago, scottsdad said:

51. What was the title of @oaksoft's infamous porn script?

Fucking the Poor?

The story of a young feminist lesbian who struggles to pay her energy bill and offers to provide services to the elderly-at-heart meter reader if he'll fiddle the figures, only to receive a stern lecture about how the country can't afford to keep wasters like her alive, and he wouldn't f**k her with someone else's cock anyway because she looks too plastic.

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9 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

Absolutely no idea what this is but I have learned my lesson from previous posts. If @scottsdad likes your post, I won’t be googling it. I’ve got more than enough unconscionable filth in my browser history as it is.

So this is the universal excuse now, eh?

"Look at all this utter filth I found on your computer!"

"It wasn't me! I was looking up an obscure reference from a guy on P&B...honest..."

 

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2 hours ago, oaksoft said:

Yes.

As far as my wife is concerned, the resulting "charge sheet" against you is long and varied. It covers a period of time going back  5 years before I even knew you existed but she doesn't need to be told about that.

I tried the 'Pete Townshend' defence and she wasn't buying it.

Stick to googling stuff that won't get you in trouble. Maybe puppies. Or look up images of a baby kxtten. Anything that keeps you in the good books. 

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