The Official ‘Hi-Risk Anus PM’ Clusterfuck Thread

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

18 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said:

The NHS is not a private company, their motivation is not profit.

Consultants hold all the power here as there are so few of them. Hospitals always have vacancies for consultants, if they were to be banned from private work some of them would leave the NHS and you are in a worse situation

The wages for consultants in the NHS are comparatively shite compared to say Canada and Oz, not saying that they live in poverty etc, but private work allows some of them to stay in NHS practice, if you ban private practice you’ll see massive amounts move abroad and the whole thing crumble. 

[Monkey Tennis]

8 hours ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

Sunak is absolutely correct.

Agreed.

Nothing can fix all your problems.

[Florentine_Pogen]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/nov/06/britain-is-ona-highway-to-hell-and-the-tories-are-about-to-make-life-even-harder

"Tory MPs are publicly contemptuous of Matt Hancock, but they may soon be privately envious. There are worse fates for a politician than being force-fed kangaroo testicles and ostrich anus in return for a very large cheque. While the disgraced former health secretary is down under consuming exotic genitalia, Conservative MPs are preparing for the ritual humiliation of facing aggrieved constituents demanding to know why the government is making their lives even more difficult.

The signature domestic event of late autumn is the fiscally brutal package of tax rises and spending cuts expected from the chancellor in 11 days’ time. This will be a bushwhacker trial of the entire Conservative party conducted in front of a jury that is already telling pollsters that they can’t wait to evict the Tories."

[Granny Danger]

The Gavin Williamson thing is not going away.  Hopefully it will drag out for another couple of weeks before Hi-Risk Anal is forced to act.

Then is quickly followed by another crisis.  Then there’s Nutella still to come.

[Salt n Vinegar]

1 minute ago, Granny Danger said:

The Gavin Williamson thing is not going away.  Hopefully it will drag out for another couple of weeks before Hi-Risk Anal is forced to act.

Then is quickly followed by another crisis.  Then there’s Nutella still to come.

The Williamson issue is getting a good going over on the Daily Politics. Guy seems to be a total creep. 

[Antlion]

9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

The Gavin Williamson thing is not going away.  Hopefully it will drag out for another couple of weeks before Hi-Risk Anal is forced to act.

Then is quickly followed by another crisis.  Then there’s Nutella still to come.

 

[Dan Steele]

Phew, thank goodness for the broad shoulders of the UK keeping us safe. James Cleverly, Foreign Secretary says Russia might have been behind Shetland internet cable damage. Mind you, might also have been a posse of monkeys in scuba gear, but where's the fear factor there?

Edited November 7, 2022 by The Skelpit Lug

[Granny Danger]

31 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

The Williamson issue is getting a good going over on the Daily Politics. Guy seems to be a total creep. 

The inverted sexism seems quite strange.  “Is it OK to send texts like this to a woman?”

No, it’s not OK to send texts like that to anyone regardless of gender.

[Granny Danger]

26 minutes ago, Antlion said:

 

I changed the thread title a couple of days ago.  I might change it again as things unfold.

I think it’s fitting that ‘hi risk anus’ is an anagram of Rishi Sunak in the same way that ‘useless psychopathic c**t’ is an anagram of Liz Truss. 

[carpetmonster]

An actual anagram of her is ‘Zit Slurs’ tho. Maybe she was plooky as a teenager and got called a pizza faced bassa a lot and that’s why she detests the rest of humanity? 

[Dawson Park Boy]

39 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

I changed the thread title a couple of days ago.  I might change it again as things unfold.

I think it’s fitting that ‘hi risk anus’ is an anagram of Rishi Sunak in the same way that ‘useless psychopathic c**t’ is an anagram of Liz Truss. 

Your own language is not exactly exemplary.

Case of ‘pot calling...............’

[carpetmonster]

 

[Florentine_Pogen]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/nov/07/tories-myth-migrant-crisis-brexit-immigration-centre

"Britain exists in an imaginary state of crisis about immigration. Nothing soothes this anxiety – not facts, not real numbers of arrivals, not the distinction between migrants in general and asylum seekers in particular. In the past week alone, reports have emerged of illegally detained migrants at overcrowded centres falling ill, of underage sexual assault, and of others being dropped off in the middle of cities and promptly forgotten about. These appalling failures have occurred not because there are too many migrants, but because the government has broken its own asylum system.

This is a crisis by design, not of arrivals. The government is keen to stress the recent increase in Channel crossings, yet asylum applications are half what they were 20 years ago. The real and only cause of the debacle at Manston and other failing centres is this: the number of asylum applications processed within six months has fallen from almost 90% to about 4%. It’s not that more people are arriving than ever before, it’s that more of them aren’t being processed, and so are stuck in the asylum system for years. Efficiency has been dropping sharply since 2014, one year after Theresa May established the “hostile environment” and in the middle of George Osborne’s austerity programme. The intersection of those two forces created an underfunded, cruel Home Office, and with it Britain’s immigration “crisis”.

And it is a crisis that the government has every interest in maintaining, or at least no pressing interest in resolving. The Tories have finessed a narrative in which the country is under a migrant siege that the government is trying valiantly to rebuff, but is frustrated in its efforts by a string of culprits – “activist” lawyers, human rights law, tofu eaters, the Labour opposition. It is that tired fallback of failing rightwing government: plead helplessness in the face of a ubiquitous fifth column, an abstract leftwing blob that only last week the Sunday Telegraph editor, Allister Heath, promoted to the status of wielding “near total intellectual hegemony”."

[KingRocketman II]

3 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

The Gavin Williamson thing is not going away.  Hopefully it will drag out for another couple of weeks before Hi-Risk Anal is forced to act.

Then is quickly followed by another crisis.  Then there’s Nutella still to come.

you missed "Sir".

The simple pre-fix of a three letter word typifies in every glorious way how fecked up this Government (individuals within, attached to, and those who vote) and country is. And don't recall seeing much dissent from the main opposition party on this particular honour as presumably the saw some favoured candidates honoured as well.

And on another thread there are seemingly sane posters devoting hours of their time in support of the status quo.

Truly mind blowing stuff - to me at least. 

[KingRocketman II]

55 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said:

you missed "Sir".

The simple pre-fix of a three letter word typifies in every glorious way how fecked up this Government (individuals within, attached to, and those who vote) and country is. And don't recall seeing much dissent from the main opposition party on this particular honour as presumably the saw some favoured candidates honoured as well.

And on another thread there are seemingly sane posters devoting hours of their time in support of the status quo.

Truly mind blowing stuff - to me at least. 

"sir" closely followed by the word "inquiry"

[Dan Steele]

Excellent stuff, Rishi! I'm sure that'll impress everybody. 

"Rishi Sunak said the fact that there were two Tory prime ministers at COP27 was an 'enormous credit' to the UK" 

[Granny Danger]

13 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

Excellent stuff, Rishi! I'm sure that'll impress everybody. 

"Rishi Sunak said the fact that there were two Tory prime ministers at COP27 was an 'enormous credit' to the UK" 

Yeah.  One was hounded out of office by his own MPs in an unprecedented way and the other sneaked in through the back door after losing an internal election to a crackpot who only lasted 45 days!  What a double act.

[Monkey Tennis]

1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

Yeah.  One was hounded out of office by his own MPs in an unprecedented way and the other sneaked in through the back door after losing an internal election to a crackpot who only lasted 45 days!  What a double act.

And 'the other' is only attending Cop27 at all, because the first one said he was going.

[Granny Danger]

7 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said:

And 'the other' is only attending Cop27 at all, because the first one said he was going.

Given that Johnson has no one’s interest at heart other than his own, it would not surprise me if he looks to undermine Sunak at every opportunity, it will help keep him in the headlines and improve his (money making) profile.

When the Tories lose, following his huge majority in 2019, he will also be able to claim that they were wrong to dump him whilst ignoring his role in initiating the free fall.

[Caledonian1]

14 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

Excellent stuff, Rishi! I'm sure that'll impress everybody. 

"Rishi Sunak said the fact that there were two Tory prime ministers at COP27 was an 'enormous credit' to the UK" 

Wow think how much a credit it would be to the UK if Liz Truss had made it along.......let me introduce you to the summer PM, Autumn PM and little Rishi the Winter PM......