Next temporary leader of the Conservative Party PM

[Salt n Vinegar]

She's withdrawn! 

[Billy Jean King]

Mordor "withdraws" so its Sunak

[Salt n Vinegar]

Cue outraged membership being denied their democracy... 

[Granny Danger]

2 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said:

Mordor "withdraws" so its Sunak

She says she’s backing Sunak!  Really hen, with all these other options?

[DeeTillEhDeh]

Mordaunt out.

Disappointed as I wanted the gammony racist membership exposed again.

[Michael W]

1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Cue outraged membership being denied their democracy... 

The going would not have been great had Sunak been appointed PM seven weeks ago. However we would've avoided the complete and utter catastrophe of Truss/Kwarteng, who contrived to land their successor in a substantially worse position. 

The Membership can away and fling shite at themselves: the disaster is wholly on them. 

[GordonD]

Well, that will upset all the bigots in the Tory party.... I hope.

[welshbairn]

Shite, nearly..

 

[Salt n Vinegar]

5 minutes ago, Michael W said:

The going would not have been great had Sunak been appointed PM seven weeks ago. However we would've avoided the complete and utter catastrophe of Truss/Kwarteng, who contrived to land their successor in a substantially worse position. 

The Membership can away and fling shite at themselves: the disaster is wholly on them. 

Now, if they charged admission for that, it might help clear the national debt!

[Fullerene]

8 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Well, that will upset all the bigots in the Tory party.... I hope.

Many will be resigning from the party for technical reasons.

[Brother Blades]

Just think of all these c***s tgat have been in the cabinet for less time than kids get off school in the summer who will now walk away with a fat pay off. Absolute shambles of a country. 

[ICTChris]

Rishi Sunak is 5' 6" and for that reason alone should not be allowed to hold high office.

Short men are immoral and devious.  

[Have some faith in Magic]

3 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Rishi Sunak is 5' 6" and for that reason alone should not be allowed to hold high office.

Short men are immoral and devious.  

His head is too big for his tiny body. 

[Granny Danger]

Well P&B definitely got this one wrong.

Congratulations to those who called it right, your prizes are in the post.  Special mention to those who went for Winston Churchill, it was a trick inclusion as his Tory Party membership has lapsed.

[btb]

Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video) - Bing video

[ICTChris]

3 minutes ago, Have some faith in Magic said:

His head is too big for his tiny body. 

The only short men that are acceptable are stocky men.  Short, slim men can't be trusted.  If Rishi Sunak looked like a prop forward then it would be fine, we would be in good hands.  Sadly he doesn't so the country remains completely fucked.

[Jeff Venom]

All hail the anointed banker! 

[eez-eh]

“Withdrawing” 2 minutes before the deadline because she didn’t have enough votes but trying to dress it up as “in the interests of unity” and all that shite.

Never underestimate the brass neck of a Tory.

[Dunfermline Don]

1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

 

I can’t wait till she gets a spot on Question Time. 
It is sometimes difficult to realise that what she is doing is satire as it sometimes makes more sense than what some actual Tories are saying.

[101]

Seeing all the Tories battering their desks and making weird noises to sound their approval of the new leader does make me wonder, do they ever leave public school and grow up?