johnnydun Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 9 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I have it on good authority that Aberdonians used to hark to the Herald Angels singing that Joey Harper was the King. Aye, but only of the beach end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) Being of a Republican persuasion, the only king I can bring myself to approve of is this guy (front, holding the gun). King Dipendra of Nepal. Now while merely a crown prince, he was, by all accounts, a bit of a childish arsehole, fond of guns and prone to rage, and certainly the kind of OFTW tosser you should avoid at all costs. In the midst of one of his tantrums he took a couple of guns and slaughtered pretty much the entire Royal family of Nepal, including everyone ahead of him in line to the throne, instantly fast-tracking his way to the top. Once he was done, his first, and only, regnal act was to take his AK47 and put it to his own head and pull the trigger. He hung around on life support for about three days, until the plug was pulled and one of his uncles - who was stationed safely in Thailand because nobody in Nepal could stand him - ascended to the throne. After about three or four years of this new guy, Nepal realised they really, really, wanted nothing to do with any of this shower of fuckups any more and ditched the lot. Nepal is now a republic. Best king ever. Edited September 26, 2022 by Aim Here 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Whatever happened to @King Kebab? Can't say that I've seen him/her posting for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Paul Kersey said: Whatever happened to @King Kebab? Can't say that I've seen him/her posting for a while. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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