The King of Eggs

[pozbaird]

Cadbury’s creme.

[MONKMAN]

Poached > Scrambled > Omelette >>> Fried >>>>>>>> Boiled. 

 

[Rugster]

12 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

Poached > Scrambled > Omelette >>> Fried >>>>>>>> Boiled. 

 

This for me but boiled and fried swapped. 

[Ludo*1]

Eggs Florentine is top notch.

Runny, sunny side up fried egg is the only acceptable option in a full English/Scottish breakfast, however.

[Venti]

[Derry Alli]

Fertilised.

[tree house tam]

17 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

Fertilised.

You're the "teabagged tae f**k" bitch from Dundee, aren't you?

[Venti]

18 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

Fertilised.

Get a conny on that D.

[Derry Alli]

1 hour ago, tree house tam said:

You're the "teabagged tae f**k" bitch from Dundee, aren't you?

We attended the same educational institution but to answer your question, no I am not.

[Hillonearth]

3 hours ago, Paul Kersey said:

I do too.

Pickled eggs are amazing. But in moderation. I once bought a jar of them from Home Bargains, ate them all at once and then was violently Ill for the rest of the evening.

The moral of the story... less is more when it comes to pickled eggs 

Been there.

I accompanied a mate to Costco once years ago and they had those big catering jars of pickled eggs you get in chippies. I used to love them, so bought one.

I got halfway down the jar over the course of maybe a week - was doing that thing where every time I was through making coffee or whatever I'd grab one - and I've never touched one since. After sickening myself with them, even the thought of the gives me the boak.

[ICTChris]

Yeah you don’t need pickled eggs in your house. 

[Bert Raccoon]

Would take scrambled over fried every day. Fried eggs are only good for dipping other various breakfast items into

[deegee]

Despite the scorn on here, a fried egg is superb in a roll, on top of either sausage, bacon, haggis or black pudding; whatever is the preference of the day.

if I’m having a plate of breakfast, I’d probably prefer the eggs scrambled, made with a splash of milk, some butter and usual salt and pepper

[hk blues]

9 hours ago, deegee said:

Despite the scorn on here, a fried egg is superb in a roll, on top of either sausage, bacon, haggis or black pudding; whatever is the preference of the day.

if I’m having a plate of breakfast, I’d probably prefer the eggs scrambled, made with a splash of milk, some butter and usual salt and pepper

Opposite for me, the scrambled eggs make the plate too wet. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

11 hours ago, deegee said:

Despite the scorn on here, a fried egg is superb in a roll, on top of sausage, bacon, haggis and black pudding

FTFY, you forgot tattie scone.

[philpy]

[carpetmonster]

Moazzamb Egg

[Billy Jean King]

Thrown at the King works for me. Perfidious Albion right enough

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/nov/09/man-detained-appearing-throw-eggs-king-charles-camilla

[Lofarl]

No knighthood for Daniel Radcliffe now.

[Jambomo]

Eggs are fucking revolting, unless they are made of chocolate.