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16 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

British people absolutely love to queue, whether it's sitting in a traffic jam or standing in the rain waiting to board a bus. 

The first law of queuing is that it must be done in an British, Stoic, orderly fashion. You cannot push your way in ahead of other people. This is what sets our people apart from Johnny Foreigner.

Queue jumping is a national travesty. They should be drowned in the Thames.

I can't find it online but there was a classic Viz spoof of a Warlord comic strip, where an ace Nazi spy infiltrates a British army barracks, only to be fatally outed after pushing to the front of the queue for the tea urn 😆

 

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I mind seeing relatives who'd moved Down South at an early age and wanted to go to Thorpe Park at a weekend. 

I questioned the point of spending 50 odd quid to stand in queues for 95% of the time, and my cousin just said "nah, it's well worth it / it's just what we have to do".  It was sh*te, but they'd convinced themselves it was a brilliant day out. 

On the flip side, I went to Alton Towers on a Scottish bank holiday and it was superb.  Got on every ride, and stayed on the Oblivion for multiple successive rides (escaping with all my limbs).

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1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I imagine the angel who takes me to Heaven will look like Holly Willoughby.

 

1 hour ago, hk blues said:

More like Phillip Schofield 

There is no heaven lads.....Jimmy Saville DJ's  on the decks where your both going.

I'll bring my own records, see you soon!

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3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I imagine the angel who takes me to Heaven will look like Holly Willoughby.

There’s no heaven.

If there was a heaven you wouldn’t get in.

If there was a heaven and you got in then you’d be very lonely as everyone else would prefer the other place than sharing eternity with you.

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Do you want to queue 16 hours? No thanks.  I can take you straight to the front of the queue. Ok then. Perfectly normal. It reminds of the Panama papers. People get all uptight and cancel a few individuals. But don't do anything about the system that allows it. The Beckham family have done very well out of giving reverence to celebrity. I mean how does he always end up with the best seat at the likes of Wimbledon.

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9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

There’s no heaven.

If there was a heaven you wouldn’t get in.

If there was a heaven and you got in then you’d be very lonely as everyone else would prefer the other place than sharing eternity with you.

There is a heaven!

It's not there, it's here!

Looking at my 2 kids in the morning (before the brats awake) is Heaven......you tell otherwise.

 

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Just now, SlipperyP said:

There is a heaven!

It's not there, it's here!

Looking at my 2 kids in the morning (before the brats awake) is Heaven......you tell otherwise.

 

Don’t confuse heaven with life.  Heaven is fictional, life is good.

Choose life.

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2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Don’t confuse heaven with life.  Heaven is fictional, life is good.

Choose life.

I'm with you bro.

You miss understood, heaven is here, just look around.

Hell can also be seen.

There not fictional, they are real! 

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36 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

There is a heaven!

It's not there, it's here!

Looking at my 2 kids in the morning (before the brats awake) is Heaven......you tell otherwise.

 

 

29 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

I'm with you bro.

You miss understood, heaven is here, just look around.

Hell can also be seen.

There not fictional, they are real! 

 

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4 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

Sorry bud, I;ve not got a clue what this is, apart from a wee boy drink...

Tell me more... you posted it 2 times now.?

I find it a funny pic but it pretty much describes the feelings involved when trying to decipher your posts.

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