DeeTillEhDeh Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 A dark chocolate Bounty. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Good guys: Topic Star bar Bounty (dark) Ritter Marzipan Do you still get golden cup? The internet has warped my mind and that sounds filthy now. Wanks: Fry's turkish delight Cadbury's fruit n nut Hershey's Hershey's isn't chocolate but vomit smelling (and tasting) shite. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 51 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Hershey's isn't chocolate but vomit smelling (and tasting) shite. Hershey's chocolate tastes like your gran found a decade-old unwrapped bar of discontinued cooking chocolate at the bottom of her dirty knicker basket. Then gave it to you because you've always reminded her of the hoor that led her son astray. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: A dark chocolate Bounty. Bounty adverts used to be good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 KitKat Chunky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Has to be a Flake... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 20, 2022 Author Share Posted September 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: KitKat Chunky The new caramel ones are absolutely terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 15 hours ago, Paul Kersey said: The most addictive substance known to man. It's impossible to eat only one of these and leave the rest for later. Not a patch on these Pretty much After Eights 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Most 'Tony's Chocoloney' is absolute garbage, but the salted caramel version is a thing of outstanding beauty. Guess it has a hint of Dime Daim, which (rather surprisingly?) hasn't had a mention yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) 9 hours ago, BFTD said: Hershey's chocolate tastes like your gran found a decade-old unwrapped bar of discontinued cooking chocolate at the bottom of her dirty knicker basket. Then gave it to you because you've always reminded her of the hoor that led her son astray. First time I tried a Hershey’s Kiss, I spat it out in horror, assuming I’d somehow got one that had gone rotten. The aftertaste of hot bile was unbelievable. Second one? The same. I’ve since looked it up, and “why do Hershey’s Kisses taste like vomit?” is so commonly asked that it’s a suggested Google question. Apparently they use sour milk or something close to it. No fucking idea how these things can be sold, never mind eaten, by anyone. ETA: They use butyric acid as a preservative apparently. Allowing a key ingredient of spew into their rank chocolate probably will result in it tasting like bile: What's not subjective is the fact that butyric acid is found in milk, which is in Hershey's chocolate, and that butyric acid can create notes of sourness and tang — which, yes, some sensitive tasters, or those used to European chocolate, could feel is reminiscent of vomit ... where butyric acid also hangs out. Edited September 20, 2022 by Antlion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Chocolate in fridge should have you put on a watch list. Not a good one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 I really miss the Snow Flake and the Wispa Mint. My post in the top fives forum back in 2018 listed: Twirl, Snickers, Galaxy Caramel, Terry’s Chocolate Orange bar, Creme Egg These days I'd probably swap in Wispa Gold and Caramilk for Galaxy Caramel and Terry's Chocolate Orange bar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 I'm enjoying a tube of Smarties as a light chocolate fix. Underrated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 54 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I'm enjoying a tube of Smarties as a light chocolate fix. Underrated. Used to be one of the best things about Christmas, the giant tubes of Smarties and Fruit Pastilles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Just had a Milky Way I forgot I'd left in the fridge, was not bad. Anyone that doesn't keep their chocolate refrigerated should really consider their life choices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Empty It said: Just had a Milky Way I forgot I'd left in the fridge, was not bad. Anyone that doesn't keep their chocolate refrigerated should really consider their life choices. I've taken your advice, given it due consideration and concluded that i'm happy not being a registered offender. Thanks anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I'm enjoying a tube of Smarties as a light chocolate fix. Underrated. Everytime you eat a Smartie, a chlid in Africa dies from poisoned milk formula consumption. Or something. Anyway, Nestle chocolate>>>>>>>>>Cadburys. And anyone eating a Caramac is worse than Goodwillie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Went into a shop, asked the person behind the counter; "Can I have a KitKat Chunky?" The person handed me a KitKat Chunky. I then said; "You misunderstood me. Can I have a KitKat, you fat c**t?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 I confess to being in the chocolate in the fridge camp. But I'm such a fat b*****d that it rarely has chance to cool. And in no particular order - Dairy Milk Daim Galaxy in any form Topic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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