Monkey Tennis Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 (edited) On 10/09/2022 at 11:41, Thane of Cawdor said: Obviously I'm the strongest candidate for the position, and my wife has strongly encouraged my ambitions. May have to get a bit stabby to achieve this, but I'm confident it'll all work out fine in the end. Can you stomach becoming a Celtic fan for the paranoia though? Edited September 12, 2022 by Monkey Tennis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 No kings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Marshy He could hand out dots like the New Year and Birthday Honours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Haud the bus, mi amigos. If we're looking for a smug, entitled, english uber lord with a nuclear level of distain for the "equal" partner that is Scotland, then there can only be one major candidate - the Kincmeister himself, the Bollock of Bucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Morse the dug. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 5 hours ago, virginton said: No kings. Fine, you can be the Queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 On 09/09/2022 at 15:32, Melanius Mullarkay said: Only one Queen Liz imo. Reveal hidden contents Ahem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Been announced that King Chucky big lugs will have his coronation 6th may 2023 so sadly p@b monarch never made the cut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 p***k. Could he not have held off until the 8th to get 2xMondays aff in a row? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Wonder when Rangers will play the fixture that will be due that weekend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 On 10/09/2022 at 19:34, carpetmonster said: On the same sort of tip, Twitter seems to think I’m Jewish Been trying to find yourself some hot sex with a Jewish princess on JDate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Been trying to find yourself some hot sex with a Jewish princess on JDate? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Been trying to find yourself some hot sex with a Jewish princess on JDate? Looks a bit risky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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