GiGi Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: "Let's go over this one last time Your Majesty: If a Qatari billionaire offers you Fortnum and Mason bags absolutely stuffed with cash, then you say... ???" "... Where is that oaf Humphrey? I'm not carrying all this shite myself." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 9, 2022 Author Share Posted September 9, 2022 Screen_Recording_20220909_133432_Messenger.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Fratelli said: He's famously thick as f**k isn't he? Look forward to his first gaffe ... and there we have it. Trying to enter Buckingham Palace through the wrong door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: *couldn't help but laugh at an earlier BBC piece trying to tell us that the residents of Ballater "knew" the Queen, as if the occasional view or briefest of chats count. I could point her in a police line-up. Maybe not now but you know what I mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 10 minutes ago, Fullerene said: I could point her in a police line-up. Maybe not now but you know what I mean. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 It’ll be a fair boost to the country’s coffers when Charles coughs up the inheritance tax. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: *couldn't help but laugh at an earlier BBC piece trying to tell us that the residents of Ballater "knew" the Queen, as if the occasional view or briefest of chats count. Much like me "knowing" the shopkeeper I had a brief chat with in Huntly's Costcutter last week. Complete and utter drivel, yet they've somehow convinced themselves that it's true. They were doing this yesterday - they kept repeating that the locals considered her “just a neighbour”. The image they seemed intent on pushing was the old girl farting about in welly boots, having a gab over the garden fence about how her Andrew was seduced by some dirty stopout on his holiday oor there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDoddyKane Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 does he not have a car that runs on cheese and wine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, BigDoddyKane said: does he not have a car that runs on cheese and wine No, that’s his wife. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: I can see the Daily Mail headlines "Sick Scottish Football Website does not shut down in respect for The Queen The vile website, Bile and Bovril, whose owner Div McDonald is believed to be a St Mirren fan therefore and one for the watching was full of posts from sick republican perverts. McDonald, was branded a love rat by his heartbroken wife who cradled her tragic tot daughter after revelation of sick McDonald's love trysts with willing football groupies, whose Ruel Street mansion was besieged by an angry mob (Mason and Masonina Boyne) last night, refused to comment, but was believed to have been caged after an altercation broke out when his mother arrived" 2 hours ago, Antlion said: Christ, if you could work “love rat”, “tragic tot” and “caged” in there somewhere, I’d suspect you work for them. There 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 This is the ideal opportunity to scale this whole circus back. 12 days of this mawkish charade and folk will be sick to death of it. Along with the fact the new man isn't going to be as popular or in the job as long. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: There Good - but “tryst” is a bit beyond the average reader. It has a whiff of the bloody Frog about it. What’s wrong with a good British romp? Commie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jacksgranda Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, Antlion said: Good - but “tryst” is a bit beyond the average reader. It has a whiff of the bloody Frog about it. What’s wrong with a good British romp? Commie. "Tryst" is a very tabloidy word, imo, but, just to keep you happy, I think It would have to be a "love romp". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "Tryst" is a very tabloidy word, imo, but, just to keep you happy, I think It would have to be a "love romp". Fitting - and I’m sure that that better captures the “saucy scandals” of Div’s “racy past”.* * For the avoidance of libel, this is all alleged by “a source”. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, Antlion said: Fitting - and I’m sure that that better captures the “saucy scandals” of Div’s “racy past”.* * For the avoidance of libel, this is all alleged by “a source”. "well informed source, believed to be close to the man at the centre of the scandal"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "Tryst" is a very tabloidy word, imo, but, just to keep you happy, I think It would have to be a "love romp". "hot tub romps with other members of a Falkirk-based mafia" Edited September 9, 2022 by Mark Connolly 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Just saw Charlie arriving somewhere on tv. The onlookers were all giving the 'sieg heil' salute. Or maybe they were taking photos... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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