10menwent2mow Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Fucking hell. Follow follow is an absolute hoot tonight. It actually needs to be seen to be believed. I feel like I've lost a close relative Our new king should be honoured with his picture. What a fucking odd club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: My missus' sisters partner phoned her not long after the broke. I could hear he was in floods of tears and genuinely upset. My main thought was you're 53 FFS, get a grip. A lad at my work today... "But it's...just...she's been queen my whole life. I've never known anyone else be the monarch of Britain." "You're 24*, ya wee dick. I've got t-shirts older than you." * And American. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Binos said: Rangers fans Especially through heavily statued areas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) Is there no fucking escape? Edited September 9, 2022 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 13 hours ago, PossilYM said: 10 hours ago, Captain Saintsible said: Looks like a shadow of her skirt to me It's the Mona Lisa FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hk blues Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 06/06/2022 at 21:12, Sherrif John Bunnell said: San Marino elect two new heads of state every six months. I'm no mathematician, but in a country with a population of 34,000, that means everyone is guaranteed a stint in charge. Clearly 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) I have no reason to question his (sorry, His) honesty and sincerity, so no doubt if he gets ill, he'll (sorry, He'll) be sticking resolutely to homeopathy. Edited September 9, 2022 by Salt n Vinegar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Give it William til end of season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I am not a fan of the royal family at all. However, I have wondered what Charles thought as he sat and watched his maw die and realised he was now king. Can imagine it’s a pretty big weight on your shoulders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dunfermline Don Posted September 9, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Aufc said: I am not a fan of the royal family at all. However, I have wondered what Charles thought as he sat and watched his maw die and realised he was now king. Can imagine it’s a pretty big weight on your shoulders. Probably similar to how Darren Ferguson felt when Sir Alex stood down at Old Trafford and he realised that he was next in line for the top job at Man Utd. Oh sorry forgot, that’s not how it works in most of the real world. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milhouse Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 14 minutes ago, Aufc said: I am not a fan of the royal family at all. However, I have wondered what Charles thought as he sat and watched his maw die and realised he was now king. Can imagine it’s a pretty big weight on your shoulders. A pretty big weight of having lots of money but not really having to do anything? Millions of people in the UK currently would be delighted with that pretty big weight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 What sort of Coronation will be apt while the country is sliding into a deep recession and many are wondering how they can afford heating and food over the winter? The Coronation is months away. Will be peak boiler to max by then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Imagine the poor judges. "Will the defendant rise. You have been found guilty on all charges and will now be duly sentenced to serve time in prison for a minimum of 48 years at her majesty's pleasure. Oops, I mean his majesty's pleasure, his majesty. Right. Start again. You have found guilty, blah, blah, blah and will do at least 48 years at her majesty's pleasure. Oh, I done it again. Right. Deep breath. One more time. You have been found guilty ..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 So a man gets to be the Queen now ? The woke mob have gone too far this time. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 A pretty big weight of having lots of money but not really having to do anything? Millions of people in the UK currently would be delighted with that pretty big weight.You don’t need to preach to me about the royal family. However, I won’t deny that the Queen has been a pretty good servant all her life considering it’s not something she really wanted to do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Aufc said: You don’t need to preach to me about the royal family. However, I won’t deny that the Queen has been a pretty good servant all her life considering it’s not something she really wanted to do. Nobody forced her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 In theory, CR3 should be the best King ever! He's had a 50 year apprenticeship FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I wonder if she was resting at Balmoral under strict orders from the doctor not to get out of bed. Then she is informed of two visitors and is forced to get up and meet them in front of the cameras. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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