The Official Liz Truss no longer PM but still a Clusterfuck thread

[ParsJake]

1 minute ago, 10menwent2mow said:

Her cabinet is going to be a huge case of 'be careful what you wish for'. 

It's going to full of complete thundercunts. 

Of course it is, it'll have Tories in it.

[Gaz]

The BBC already sowing the seeds of "well akshually she might not be able to do things she promised".

"As Liz Truss traversed the UK racking up the votes to defeat Rishi Sunak, in the same towns where she wooed the membership hustings, including in leafy apparently affluent areas, the size of the challenge she was vying to inherit was getting notably worse.

The situation on the ground has deteriorated for ordinary households and businesses, as prices continued to surge yet higher. And at the same time there has been an ominous turn in the markets for British government borrowing and in currency markets.

The combination of these two changes alter the reality of the situation she now takes on as prime minister. The question is how much it changes the immediate solutions she has promised as campaigner."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62800390

[Soapy FFC]

9 minutes ago, Gaz said:

The BBC already sowing the seeds of "well akshually she might not be able to do things she promised".

"As Liz Truss traversed the UK racking up the votes to defeat Rishi Sunak, in the same towns where she wooed the membership hustings, including in leafy apparently affluent areas, the size of the challenge she was vying to inherit was getting notably worse.

The situation on the ground has deteriorated for ordinary households and businesses, as prices continued to surge yet higher. And at the same time there has been an ominous turn in the markets for British government borrowing and in currency markets.

The combination of these two changes alter the reality of the situation she now takes on as prime minister. The question is how much it changes the immediate solutions she has promised as campaigner."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62800390

She would have been well aware of these challenges but chose to ignore them when making promises.

[Dan Steele]

20 minutes ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

I certainly hope so.

Patel talked tough  but failed miserably.

^^^ Joe Lycett at it again. 

[Billy Jean King]

It's a while since Russia shot a plane down just for the lulz. Just saying...

Get that old Ukranian boy with his rifle over here.

[Jeff Venom]

38 minutes ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

I certainly hope so.

Patel talked tough  but failed miserably.

Failed miserably at what, specifically? 

[10menwent2mow]

3 minutes ago, Jeff Venom said:

Failed miserably at what, specifically? 

Being able to read numbers?? Eleventy thousand four thousand and nineforty 

[Gaz]

Liz Truss on removing the obstacles holding the country back by writing an article for the Telegraph behind a paywall. Lovely stuff.

[TxRover]

51 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said:

Her cabinet is going to be a huge case of 'be careful what you wish for'. 

It's going to full of complete thundercunts. 

A veritable queef of c***s?

[Stephen Malkmus]

1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

At least the hard copy version of this comic (and most others) will be almost done by the end of the decade.

Daily Express Average Circulation:

2015 - 457,914

2017 - 392,526

2019 - 321,126

2022 - 221,214

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

 

Patel talked tough  but failed miserably.

Her mistake was not realising that when she sent the Navy into the Channel they would follow maritime law and tradition and rescue passengers in distress, the woke social justice warriors that they are. She was warned but she was determined to look tough. 

[Mark Connolly]

29 minutes ago, Stephen Malkmus said:

At least the hard copy version of this comic (and most others) will be almost done by the end of the decade.

Daily Express Average Circulation:

2015 - 457,914

2017 - 392,526

2019 - 321,126

2022 - 221,214

I'll be honest, I thought the Express circulation would be exactly the same as the number of Tory members.

40k not pulling their weight IMHO

[Gaz]

Prime Minister Liz Truss is understood to be planning to borrow billions to limit the expected sharp rise in energy bills for households and firms.

Currently a typical gas and electricity bill is currently due to rise from £1,971 to £3,549 in October.

The government is understood to be planning to pay energy firms to subsidise bills with customers now not expected to have to repay the support.

The expected plan would see over £100bn added to government borrowing.

These two statements are contradictory.

Of course, the BBC are raising this as an issue rather than just publishing it verbatim.

[Highlandmagar]

2 hours ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

I certainly hope so.

Patel talked tough  but failed miserably.

Oh! The racist bigot speaks again.

[MuckleMoo]

Prime Minister Liz Truss is understood to be planning to borrow billions to limit the expected sharp rise in energy bills for households and firms.
Currently a typical gas and electricity bill is currently due to rise from £1,971 to £3,549 in October.
The government is understood to be planning to pay energy firms to subsidise bills with customers now not expected to have to repay the support.
The expected plan would see over £100bn added to government borrowing.
These two statements are contradictory.
Of course, the BBC are raising this as an issue rather than just publishing it verbatim.

Still, it gives Truss/Tories the excuse, as if she needed one, to slash public funding further. Welcome to another 10 years of "austerity"

[Thane of Cawdor]

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Above was posted by my 11 month-old grandson. Makes as much sense as much of the contemporary world,                                   

Edited September 6, 2022 by Thane of Cawdor
He's not a rational being.

[Suspect Device]

Nicked from twitter

 

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

Young Lewis Capaldi speaks about the royals in 1994.

 

[dirty dingus]

Dorries was actually asked by Truss to stay on as culture and media cuntress but she knocked her back as she's still in the huff about Bozo getting punted and put in her resignation letter to him. there was talk of John Redwood getting into the cabinet and Baverman as foreign sec. These are 2 horrible bassas.

[Hedgecutter]

33 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:

Nicked from twitter

 

"The world's a hard place, Danny.  It don't care.  It don't hate you and me, but it don't love us, either.

 Good people die in bad, painful ways and leave the folks that love them all alone.  Sometimes it seems like it's only the bad people who stay healthy and prosper."

- Stephen King