The Official Liz Truss no longer PM but still a Clusterfuck thread

[MONKMAN]

It’s days like this I like think back to when a wise man once said;

”Not all scum are tories, but all tories are scum” 

That wise man was me. 

[Bad Wolf]

Good quote - "it demonstrated a trait that has defined the Conservative leadership in recent years: a brazen willingness to curry favour with one audience by showing two fingers to another."

 

That sums it up nicely. 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2022/sep/05/liz-truss-strange-chilling-desire-channel-spirit-don-revie

[welshbairn]

9 minutes ago, GTG_03 said:

She's going to be a disaster, what's the odds on Johnson being PM again within 6months?

Can't find that exact bet, but 12/1 on him being next Tory Leader, 16/1 on him winning the next GE.

And this..

[coprolite]

1 hour ago, Highlandmagar said:

These people deserve all they get.

^^ Glen Hoddle

[Granny Danger]

1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said:

They had a woman with cerebral palsy on bbc breakfast this morning who was explaining that disability benefits had been eroded for years and that she’s having to borrow money from friends and family to survive. 

“so do you think you would vote for liz truss?”

“Yes!”

It’s impossible to have any sympathy with someone like that.

“Well f**k you” is definitely my gut reaction.

[Dan Steele]

It'll be a hard job for Truss. After Boris she's got big shoes to fill. 

But I've got the feeling she'll need a bigger size.

[djchapsticks]

42 minutes ago, GTG_03 said:

She's going to be a disaster, what's the odds on Johnson being PM again within 6months?

Slim to none - her being ousted would surely trigger a GE.

[scottsdad]

56 minutes ago, Antlion said:

She’ll be back. She always comes back. 

“I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong.”

Fun fact. The mask used in Halloween is actually William Shatner's face. 

[10menwent2mow]

1 hour ago, BFTD said:

The leaders of the UK's most popular party in the past thirty two years:

• John Major
• William Hague
• Iain Duncan Smith
• Michael Howard
• David Cameron
• Theresa May
• Boris Johnson
• Liz Truss

What is the collective noun for multiple c***s?

[Soapy FFC]

5 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said:

What is the collective noun for multiple c***s?

A Tory of c***s?

[williemillersmoustache]

2 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said:

A Tory of c***s?

And with beautiful symmetry "a c**t of Tories"

[carpetmonster]

9 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said:

What is the collective noun for multiple c***s?

Cuntapalooza. A cuntophony. 

[williemillersmoustache]

Liz Truss is My Lovely Horse

 

 

 

[Antlion]

15 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Fun fact. The mask used in Halloween is actually William Shatner's face. 

Whose face does Priti Patel wear?

[Dan Steele]

7 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

Liz Truss is My Lovely Horse

 

 

 

Cheers for posting this. What a masterclass on tearing these chancers to pieces. A must read, right there.

[Guest]

10 hours ago, tamthebam said:

Now that Priti Patel has resigned she should make Jacob Rees-Mogg Home Secretary for a laugh. He'd be like Victorian Dad out of Viz.

I fear that Suella Braverman will make Patel look like a moderate......

[welshbairn]

49 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said:

What is the collective noun for multiple c***s?

A quimmery

[welshbairn]

 

[williemillersmoustache]

ABZ closed due to fog, her private jet currently doing wee circles above Inverurie 

[alta-pete]

1 hour ago, GTG_03 said:

She's going to be a disaster, what's the odds on Johnson being PM again within 6months?

I actually went away to look this up myself - Oddschecker says you cen get 33/2 on Boris leading the Tories into the next GE. Looks value to me.

Truss is the epitomy of volunteers being asked to take one step forward and everyone instead takes one back, leaving her out there on her own. A paucity of talent wherever you look in British politics.