Boo Khaki Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Wait... Did she seriously just claim it's everyone else who has no idea what it's like for 'normal' people??? Oh f**k me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 If Liz was at my work I’d get her doing a few in house presentations to get her confidence up before putting her in front of any paying clients. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Just now, coprolite said: If Liz was at my work I’d get her doing a few in house presentations to get her confidence up before putting her in front of any paying clients. She doesn’t lack confidence. It’s just that the confidence is misplaced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: "anti-growth coalition" She mentioned it a few times, not exactly catchy is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: If Liz was at my work I’d get her doing a few in house presentations to get her confidence up before putting her in front of any paying clients. Thing is, she is a politician shes been doing this for years. Its not that she isnt confident, its that she is incapable of delivering a speech with any degree of honesty or credibility. I suspect her internal enemies are pissing themselves laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 I thought Ianucci had lost it with that spaceship bollocks, but this is a real return to form. Not very realistic, but funny nevertheless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Also Im not usually one to tend to a vegetable patch but I am intrigued as to where you can get seeds to grow pies? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Who the f**k came up with 'Getting Britain Moving'? Their missus must be the majority shareholder in Senokot or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 What's with the continuous puppet hands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Shallow end of the gene pool filtering past the BBC lass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 She increasingly interpreted the reactions of her stage-managed adulatory audience as the extended approval of the electorate - a big mistake indeed. Whoever wrote that rambling stream of pish has hopefully signed the Tories political death warrant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans on Toast Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, gannonball said: Also Im not usually one to tend to a vegetable patch but I am intrigued as to where you can get seeds to grow pies? A pie tree obviously. I am delighted Liz is going to lead us to produce bigger pie trees, which I will claim a share of. This anti growth coalition wants smaller pie trees and. That. Is. A. Disgrace. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Crime cartel scuttling off in a fleet of Indian motors. Commence gammon 'why aren't they all in british cars like Jags?' unironic seethe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Boo Khaki said: Spice Girls have been crawling up her arse lately, and I can't see any credible musician sanctioning Tory use of their music. Mind you, I don't think they'd bother to check the artist approved anyway. M People are seemingly raging. Son of the vocalist is a Labour councillor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 She looks like she's aged a decade in the past three weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Just now, Gaz said: She looks like she's aged a decade in the past three weeks. Good. I hope the job fucking cripples her. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 20 minutes ago, gannonball said: Also Im not usually one to tend to a vegetable patch but I am intrigued as to where you can get seeds to grow pies? I thought maybe this was just an innocent question. I should have known better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 26 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: "anti-growth coalition" She can’t blame Covid anymore, and daren’t mention Brexit, so the bad boys are the mythical ‘anti-growth-coalition’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: M People are seemingly raging. Son of the vocalist is a Labour councillor. Organiser 1: Moving On Up, that'll do Organiser 2: Erm, doesn't that start with "You've done me wrong, your time is up... Move right out of here, baby, go on pack your bags"? Organiser 1: Maybe, but even if it does then we'll just cut it out. It's from the 90s, nobody will remember it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Didn't see mad Nads in the room. Have they plied her with Bombay Sapphire and locked her in her hotel room? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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