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There is nothing unusual or interesting about me whatsoever.

1 minute ago, supermik said:

Before he deid and after he was well known, in 1986, Neale Cooper offered my wife her weeks wages if she would miss her work and spend the night with him! 
We split a couple of years later, She did not regret it.

(We are still good friends, my present wife is also good friends with her)

Wait, your missus actually accepted a week's wages for shagging Neale Cooper, and she still doesn't regret it?

That's even worse than Johnson offering Jez £530 for a ride on Big Suze!

 

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On the subject of exes pumping football players, my now ex wife told me she done the deed with a famous football player a year or so before we got together. 

Turns out she was talking shite as it was former Dundee and Arbroath defender Robbie Reaside.

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Before he deid and after he was well known, in 1986, Neale Cooper offered my wife her weeks wages if she would miss her work and spend the night with him! 
She turned him down because she was a nice, honest person.
We split a couple of years later, She did not regret turning him down.
(We are still good friends, my present wife is also good friends with her)
Is your ex Demi Moore?
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16 minutes ago, Loonytoons said:
37 minutes ago, supermik said:
Before he deid and after he was well known, in 1986, Neale Cooper offered my wife her weeks wages if she would miss her work and spend the night with him! 
She turned him down because she was a nice, honest person.
We split a couple of years later, She did not regret turning him down.
(We are still good friends, my present wife is also good friends with her)

Is your ex Demi Moore?

No, she’s prettier than her

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Clint Eastwood bought my  pudding in a Carmel restaurant. Me and Mrs SL were having dinner with friends, one of whom is a lawyer in town and is friends with him.

I was a long jump schoolboy champion.

I've had dinner with songwriter Adam Mitchell. He wrote French Waltz covered by Nicollete Larson.

I've just had dinner with old chums and, although all of the above is true, 

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40 minutes ago, LongTimeLurker said:

Managed to keep a straight face when a distraught ex-girlfriend told me about how an entire cheerleading squad had chanted "what else do you do when you are down on your knees?" at her because she was wearing kneepads during a university level basketball game in Canada.

So what else did she do?

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11 hours ago, SweeperDee said:

My Dad's cousin is a world-renowned scientist, a Dame, and head of one of the most important medical departments at one of the UK's top Universities. 

The brains obviously went to the other side of the family...

I have the same birthday as 2 of my cousins.

As a student I made the headlines in the Evening Express.

Although I didn't get married until my mid 40s, I now have 16 stepgrandchildren (and 2 stepgreatgrandchildren), 11 of the grandchildren call me Granda, (nothing to do with me, it was their mothers) much to my delight.

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