johnnydun Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 21/08/2022 at 09:47, Mr. Alli said: You asked if I'd ever had Nike Air trainers and I haven't because I'm not a tramp so I stopped reading there. Me and you are going to fall out matey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 52 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Ah, right. I have no idea what this is, therefore we did not go to the same school and there are 2 Mark Skidmarks out there. I think so. I'd have remembered having Jesus in my class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Today I learned just how much pain a slightly built female physiotherapist can inflict using only bare hands. Incredible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Thanks to my updated Windows bar at the bottom of the screen, I learned that the FTSE 250 is down 1.69%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 18 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Thanks to my updated Windows bar at the bottom of the screen, I learned that the FTSE 250 is down 1.69%. My Windows informed me that it was raining, knowledge I had gained just 5 minutes earlier, using a different type of windows. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 36 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: My Windows informed me that it was raining, knowledge I had gained just 5 minutes earlier, using a different type of windows. According to my work laptop it was sunny today. As I looked out at the pissing rain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 24 minutes ago, RH33 said: According to my work laptop it was sunny today. As I looked out at the pissing rain. Are the location settings accurate? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 4 hours ago, coprolite said: I think so. I'd have remembered having Jesus in my class. Nae mind that time I put a buffet on? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Thanks to my updated Windows bar at the bottom of the screen, I learned that the FTSE 250 is down 1.69%. This happened to me today. It used to show the weather and I couldn’t work out how to switch it back so I turned the fucking thing off. I don’t give a f**k about the FTSE and I can look out the window to see the weather. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 52 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Nae mind that time I put a buffet on? That was magic. Sorry I couldn't stay to the end, I had something else I needed to do... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 21/08/2022 at 13:30, RH33 said: Nuala. My neighbour is a Nuala, but I’ve never had to say it as she is an ignorant cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: That was magic. Sorry I couldn't stay to the end, I had something else I needed to do... So you're the c**t... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 18/08/2022 at 10:47, Cosmic Joe said: Apparently skidmarks is not an exclusively Scottish term. It featured in an old episode of Sex in the City (I know - my wife watches this absolute tripe). Every day is a schoolday Just found this tread, save me time where are the pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 All this windows chat almost makes me yearn for the BBC ticker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 14 minutes ago, johnnydun said: So you're the c**t... Don't pretend you didn't know already. Or are you not omniscient like you claimed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Nae mind that time I put a buffet on? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 53 minutes ago, mathematics said: My neighbour is a Nuala, but I’ve never had to say it as she is an ignorant cow. Mines is a moody cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Don't pretend you didn't know already. Or are you not omniscient like you claimed? I know alright, Lee Mair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 On 22/08/2022 at 15:31, scottsdad said: Thanks to my updated Windows bar at the bottom of the screen, I learned that the FTSE 250 is down 1.69%. 1.690% eh? Big team found 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 I got a new student today whose given name is Aine, pronounced “Anya”. Seems fairI have another who has been absent so far whose surname is “Knippell”. I’m scared to ask….. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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