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37 minutes ago, DC92 said:

Thank you for responding to my post - on a Hearts thread, about how Dundee are irrelevant and their patter is stale and boring - to repeat the same stale, boring patter and to try to convince us that you don't care about Hearts (for the 17th time on this thread about Hearts).

Internet rule of thumb: anyone posting repeatedly about "delicious seethe" has never been angrier in their entire life.

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

Hearts fans should realise that every time we go through a bad spell we get an infestation* of Funsters on all United related threads.

When we beat AZ in the first leg it’s as if they’d all went into hiding.

The best way to avoid this going forward is to let us win our next fixture against you.

* infestation is the official collective noun for Dundee supporters.

 

Hearts fans should realise that Granny Danger is a fanny of the highest order even his own fans hate him

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6 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said:

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

This is a tremendous meltdown.

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5 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said:

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

 

 

 

A posh Dundee c**t! Rare😀

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7 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said:

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches .....

 

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13 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said:

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF

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19 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

LOL still seething at 86 and the email.

Derry Rhumba

Thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

Am I doing this right?

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19 hours ago, Denspark1893 said:

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

 

 

 

6 Ways to Help Your Child Deal With Anger - The New York Times

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20 hours ago, Denspark1893 said:

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

 

 

 

What a state to get in, you fuckin fanny 🤣

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21 hours ago, Denspark1893 said:

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

This is a world class disaster of a post.

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What the f**k have I got to be angry about?
Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations
Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin
What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now
So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right
Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry
To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts
Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge
 
 
 
You seem relaxed
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21 hours ago, Denspark1893 said:

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

 

 

 

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On 15/08/2022 at 18:35, Denspark1893 said:

What the f**k have I got to be angry about?

Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations

Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin

What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now

So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right

Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny  sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry

To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts

Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge

 

 

 

You come across as really angry in this post.

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