Kyle Reese Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Do we have a book running on when Diddee and Diddee United are most likely to merge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 19 minutes ago, VincentGuerin said: Thoroughly satisfying day, and indeed, weekend. Thought Hearts played within themselves today, but ultimately won very comfortably. Four different scorers too, and our new number 9 looking like he'll do fine. Halkett and Rowles looking good too. Last season we were very wasteful in a lot of home games, so it's nice seeing us stick a few away. United are weird. At times I thought they played very well, and we struggled badly for spells in the first half, but there's a real weakness about them and the keeper looks like he needs dropped for his own good. We are a bizarre team and have been for a few years. When we attack with a bit of pace, directness and width we're actually decent at times. When we slow the play down, put the foot on the ball and try to find passes here and there it ends up back at the centre halfs who blooter it into orbit. We seem to have found a conveyor belt of midfielders who are fucking terrified to take a shot outside the box. We also seem to have a great eye for stinking keepers. Yes, Benji went to Celtic on the back of a decent purple patch and well done to him but other than that, Jesus Titty-Fcuking Christ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Firstly, Ross’s only justification for taking off Cudjoe is because he’s on a yellow. Had he not been I would have been totally furious at the sub rather than just thinking it was the wrong move. Only guessing because we'll never know, but perhaps Ross wasn't enamoured by Cudjoe's defensive work: the one time I recall him checking back, he gave away a foul in a dangerous area and was (unjustly?) booked. He was posted missing at the early second half Hearts goal leaving Smith exposed. Smith struggles badly enough with his defensive duties, he needs help not isolation, especially when the midfield didn't seem to be comfortable about their duties or positioning. 7 minutes ago, mishtergrolsch said: We are a bizarre team and have been for a few years. Agree, and the most peculiar aspect is many of our issues have been the same under four different managers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denspark1893 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 5 hours ago, Austin McCann said: United weren't very good but they'd leather lower league s**e like Dundee. Is it 1986 or Nelms vote that upsets you the most? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Denspark1893 said: Is it 1986 or Nelms vote that upsets you the most? Wee bit of comfort-blanket clutching never did any harm, eh? He is right though. United would bitch slap Dundee all over the place atm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 There literally isn't a bigger joke club in Scotland than Dundee ffs. The seventh biggest club in the country from one of Scotland's four cities with a six-figure population, yet they've not won anything for 50 years, and not even been in a final for 20 years. When did they even last have a semi? They're also soon to take over Hibs' Scottish Cup failure streak ffs. Compare it with your Motherwell, Kilmarnock, St Mirren, St Johnstone etc these past 30 years. Their fans are absolutely hilarious, like. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 19 minutes ago, Elixir said: There literally isn't a bigger joke club in Scotland than Dundee ffs. The seventh biggest club in the country from one of Scotland's four cities with a six-figure population, yet they've not won anything for 50 years, and not even been in a final for 20 years. When did they even last have a semi? They're also soon to take over Hibs' Scottish Cup failure streak ffs. Compare it with your Motherwell, Kilmarnock, St Mirren, St Johnstone etc these past 30 years. Their fans are absolutely hilarious, like. They all had one from about 1 minute into the game yesterday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derry Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 20 minutes ago, Elixir said: When did they even last have a semi? Probs before they all teamed yer maw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denspark1893 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Kyle Reese said: Wee bit of comfort-blanket clutching never did any harm, eh? He is right though. United would bitch slap Dundee all over the place atm. I think with you being a knuckleheaded tarts fan you are unaware of the football revolution occurring at Dens That is the problem , you are all quite blinkered and all twisted up with bitterness…. So you just do not have any awareness of reality outside of Tynecastle Gary Bowyer in a short time transformed the Dee into a fitter and faster team and ask any Dee right now and 100% will tell you we dodged a bullet with Jack Ross. We have a manager who is putting together a team that doesn’t get bitch slapped . Would we swap Robinson for Fletcher or Mulligan for any of their midfield…..would we f**k! I doubt very much if there will any bitch slapping from a Jack Ross team any time soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denspark1893 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 58 minutes ago, Elixir said: There literally isn't a bigger joke club in Scotland than Dundee ffs. The seventh biggest club in the country from one of Scotland's four cities with a six-figure population, yet they've not won anything for 50 years, and not even been in a final for 20 years. When did they even last have a semi? They're also soon to take over Hibs' Scottish Cup failure streak ffs. Compare it with your Motherwell, Kilmarnock, St Mirren, St Johnstone etc these past 30 years. Their fans are absolutely hilarious, like. LOL….. the seethe and bitterness is just delicious….it just pours out of you jambo c***s…. The best bit….we really don’t give a f**k about your lot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Fucking hell. Beat Arbroath and you come onto a different thread looking for reassurance that you're still not a utter gang for a football club. Sit the f**k. Doon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Elixir said: When did they even last have a semi? This morning, with your mother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Elixir said: There literally isn't a bigger joke club in Scotland than Dundee ffs. The seventh biggest club in the country from one of Scotland's four cities with a six-figure population, yet they've not won anything for 50 years, and not even been in a final for 20 years. When did they even last have a semi? They're also soon to take over Hibs' Scottish Cup failure streak ffs. Compare it with your Motherwell, Kilmarnock, St Mirren, St Johnstone etc these past 30 years. Their fans are absolutely hilarious, like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Elixir said: There literally isn't a bigger joke club in Scotland than Dundee ffs. Yet let's compare events since the 'vote'. We have had.. 1 Relegation. 1 Promotion. £0 cost in legal fees. What have Hearts had? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentGuerin Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Yet let's compare events since the 'vote'. We have had.. 1 Relegation. 1 Promotion. £0 cost in legal fees. What have Hearts had? Yeah. We've just had a terrible time of it since The Vote. Joke's on us, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 11 minutes ago, VincentGuerin said: Yeah. We've just had a terrible time of it since The Vote. Joke's on us, eh? 1 Relegation and 1 Promotion then. We won't mention the £650k of legal fees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentGuerin Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: 1 Relegation and 1 Promotion then. We won't mention the £650k of legal fees. I wonder if our European megabux will cover that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denspark1893 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 25 minutes ago, VincentGuerin said: Yeah. We've just had a terrible time of it since The Vote. Joke's on us, eh? LOL.... did you create that in your school media studies I doubt you will ever get over this vote thing, Jambos are still struggling with 1986 Careful in Europe.... you wouldn't want to make a complete c**t of it would you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentGuerin Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 10 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said: LOL.... did you create that in your school media studies I doubt you will ever get over this vote thing, Jambos are still struggling with 1986 Careful in Europe.... you wouldn't want to make a complete c**t of it would you? At least you've got nothing to worry about in that regard, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 16 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said: Careful in Europe.... you wouldn't want to make a complete c**t of it would you? Watched them on Sunday, load of tippy tappy square passing shite, constantly giving the ball away to the DAB's They will be found out in europe just like the dayglo's. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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