Denspark1893 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Hearts fans should realise that every time we go through a bad spell we get an infestation* of Funsters on all United related threads. When we beat AZ in the first leg it’s as if they’d all went into hiding. The best way to avoid this going forward is to let us win our next fixture against you. * infestation is the official collective noun for Dundee supporters. Hearts fans should realise that Granny Danger is a fanny of the highest order even his own fans hate him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said: What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge This is a tremendous meltdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie greatness Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said: What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge A posh Dundee c**t! Rare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said: Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Everyone needs to calm down a bit. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Thought I'd looked in at the wrong thread, couldn't remember Hearts playing Dundee recently. Oh and @Denspark1893 from leaving with "Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge", only to return 4 minutes later . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, kingjoey said: Hearts could lose all eight games in Europe this season and still make a small fortune. Not sure how they can make a complete c**t of it. Rest assured - we'll find a way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC92 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 13 minutes ago, Denspark1893 said: What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletchers Saucy Manbun Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 I'd like to thank Fundee posters for turning this thread into a train wreck and Hearts posters for doing the bidding of United posters by ripping the shite out of said Funsters. This is a welcome deflection from Sunday's beasting. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 19 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: LOL still seething at 86 and the email. Derry Rhumba Thank you. Am I doing this right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentGuerin Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 19 hours ago, Denspark1893 said: What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentGuerin Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 19 hours ago, Denspark1893 said: his own fans hate him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 20 hours ago, Denspark1893 said: What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge What a state to get in, you fuckin fanny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Amusing Pseudonym Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 Delighted i checked back in here to see this epic #heedssgone What a nick to get in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Dundee United get humiliated in consecutive matches, and it's the Dees that are the bigger laughing stock. Interesting play by them. Bold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennyzer0 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 21 hours ago, Denspark1893 said: What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge This is a world class disaster of a post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge You seem relaxed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 21 hours ago, Denspark1893 said: What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 On 15/08/2022 at 18:35, Denspark1893 said: What the f**k have I got to be angry about? Oh... the whole Dundee are shite thing... fucking hell we are used to that but unlike you fucking trumpets I think we manage our expectations Yeah we have been up and down like a Leith whore's knickers but when relegated we take it on the chin What we don't do is cry like little schoogirls about how unfair it all is and think we have some unfounded sense of entitlement... f**k sake your fans are still bitching now So I am angry because my team is shite.?.. yeah right Plus side...the rest of life is good... mortgage free.... car...motorbike... big pile of readies in my bank... living on the south coast next to sunny sandy beaches ..... grrrrr I am so angry To clarify for the 18th time (not that I am counting) I do not give a flying rat's arse about fucking Hearts Right... off to watch Liverpool on my giant fucking telly and drink cold beers from my giant fucking fridge You come across as really angry in this post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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