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4 minutes ago, Kyle Reese said:

They would rip your lot up for arsepaper. 🤣

You just hammered them 4-1. Last time we met, we beat you with a 98 year old overweight Charlie Adam playing.

We'd win that fucking league you're in if we weren't too busy winning the one we are in.

Sit Doon, Gorgie boi.

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10 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

You just hammered them 4-1. Last time we met, we beat you with a 98 year old overweight Charlie Adam playing.

We'd win that fucking league you're in if we weren't too busy winning the one we are in.

Sit Doon, Gorgie boi.

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Even though I’m not personally a fan of Jack Ross and I think he will fail in the end up (based on fantastic football knowledge*) I do think Utd fans need to relax a little bit and give the team time to settle in. If it still looks really bad after 10 games then fair enough. Hearts finished 13 points clear of Utd last year so it’s not a big shock they’ve lost at Tynecastle.

 

*this knowledge includes thinking the Dundee Utd goalkeeper looked really solid against us on the opening day.

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1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said:

You just hammered them 4-1. Last time we met, we beat you with a 98 year old overweight Charlie Adam playing.

We'd win that fucking league you're in if we weren't too busy winning the one we are in.

Sit Doon, Gorgie boi.

Last time we met, we were a level below now, and you were a level above now. 

As much as I dislike Inited, they would bend you over. 😄

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28 minutes ago, Insert Amusing Pseudonym said:

Great for 15 minutes, shite for the remainder of the half.  And vice Versa in the 2nd, although United getting the softest penalty ever caused that shakier spell after half time

After the first goal we struggled against a tangerine wall. Then when they brought on Fletcher and Sibbald we just picked them apart, due to the space that appeared. 

Ridiculously one-sided match.

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2 hours ago, Kyle Reese said:

They would rip your lot up for arsepaper. 🤣

You couldn't possibly know this, as we play in different divisions.

It's like the difference between an Inbox and Spam Folder in an email account..

You notice the ones in the Inbox and they are easily read, but it's always the ones in the Spam Folder that do the damage.

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1 minute ago, johnnydun said:

You couldn't possibly know this, as we play in different divisions.

It's like the difference between an Inbox and Spam Folder in an email account..

You notice the ones in the Inbox and they are easily read, but it's always the ones in the Spam Folder that do the damage.

Perhaps someone could rank these different leagues in order of merit somehow?

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24 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

You couldn't possibly know this, as we play in different divisions.

It's like the difference between an Inbox and Spam Folder in an email account..

You notice the ones in the Inbox and they are easily read, but it's always the ones in the Spam Folder that do the damage.

United weren't very good but they'd leather lower league s**e like Dundee.

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Thoroughly satisfying day, and indeed, weekend.

Thought Hearts played within themselves today, but ultimately won very comfortably. Four different scorers too, and our new number 9 looking like he'll do fine. Halkett and Rowles looking good too.

Last season we were very wasteful in a lot of home games, so it's nice seeing us stick a few away.

United are weird. At times I thought they played very well, and we struggled badly for spells in the first half, but there's a real weakness about them and the keeper looks like he needs dropped for his own good.

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37 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

You couldn't possibly know this, as we play in different divisions.

It's like the difference between an Inbox and Spam Folder in an email account..

You notice the ones in the Inbox and they are easily read, but it's always the ones in the Spam Folder that do the damage.

Snigger 😁

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