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On 07/08/2022 at 22:05, Desp said:

Hahahaha this will be a fucking massacre. 

Basically like the 7-2 game a couple of years back, without the two Motherwell goals.

 

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It feels like virtually every Aberdeen v Motherwell match thread on here for the past few years now has been Motherwell fans telling us how dreadful they are and that they will lose by a million goals to nil, and then us making them look like prime Barcelona as all our players take it in turns to do their best impression of Ali Dia. 

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22 minutes ago, sergie's no1 fan said:

Started the same way against us last week.

The defenders don't look comfortable playing the ball out at the back at all. Better hope it clicks soon because better teams will have a field day in this league with the sloppy passing

It wasn't necessarily bad passing out from the back, it was bad passing all over the pitch. And don't get me started about Scales and Stewart passing the ball between themselves with one minute of the extra six left and a goal down. Kick the ball up the f*ck*ng park and give ourselves at least a chance of scoring. 

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6 minutes ago, Doctor Manhattan said:

Another result that Motherwell shaded today was the battle of two cracking kits. I had it down as a draw until I saw the crowd shots on the highlights just now. Pinstripes are really not such a good look when your belly tends towards being three dimensional rather than two.

To be honest, wearing an almost all-white kit on a hot and sunny day was a bit of a tactical masterstroke

* Should say I've not been to Aberdeen, maybe 'hot' is overplaying it somewhat..

 

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Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 
The sooner they disappear like morton the better.
Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school

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7 minutes ago, Dubford don said:

Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 

The sooner they disappear like morton the better.

Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school

Will be hard to go down with the 9 point headstart you lot give us.

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8 minutes ago, Dubford don said:

Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 

The sooner they disappear like morton the better.

Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school

This is the type of reaction we should be getting every week, the only thing to make it better would be if we had less than 40% possession.

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9 minutes ago, DrewDon said:

It feels like virtually every Aberdeen v Motherwell match thread on here for the past few years now has been Motherwell fans telling us how dreadful they are and that they will lose by a million goals to nil, and then us making them look like prime Barcelona as all our players take it in turns to do their best impression of Ali Dia. 

TBF this has been their schtick for as long as I've been supporting football.  One of my favourite 'European' nights was watching M'well put three past Spurs at Fir Park in the Texaco Cup in 1970.

Before the game?  The dossers were all, "We're pure shite and will get gubbed".
After Heron, Tam Donnelly and Bobby Watson scored?  "When The 'Well go up to lift the British Cup..."

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11 minutes ago, Dubford don said:

Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 

The sooner they disappear like morton the better.

Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school

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13 minutes ago, Dubford don said:

Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 

The sooner they disappear like morton the better.

Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school

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Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 
The sooner they disappear like morton the better.
Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school
Death, taxes, and so called big teams expecting the likes of us to lie down to them, then spitting the dummy when we don't oblige.

We gave you six extra minutes to score a goal, and we ended up having more chances than you, maybe ask St Johnstone how it's done.
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21 minutes ago, Dubford don said:

Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 

The sooner they disappear like morton the better.

Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school

Matty Kennedy and Leighton Clarkson wasted more time feigning that they couldn't walk off the park so Aberdeen could make subs.

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22 minutes ago, Dubford don said:

Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 

The sooner they disappear like morton the better.

Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school

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29 minutes ago, Dubford don said:

Apart from death and taxes the one sure thing in life is that Motherwell will be be cheating time wasting  c***s. 

The sooner they disappear like morton the better.

Surely the spl can find a better source for refs than the clown school

And another one. 

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20 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

TBF this has been their schtick for as long as I've been supporting football.  One of my favourite 'European' nights was watching M'well put three past Spurs at Fir Park in the Texaco Cup in 1970.

Before the game?  The dossers were all, "We're pure shite and will get gubbed".
After Heron, Tam Donnelly and Bobby Watson scored?  "When The 'Well go up to lift the British Cup..."

 But we have been dreadful, take a look at how many league games we’ve won since last December, the stats don’t lie.

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