BFTD Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 one shit covered rabbit nonchalently munching a shit covered carrot 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 15 hours ago, BFTD said: one shit covered rabbit nonchalently munching a shit covered carrot Outstanding 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 15 hours ago, BFTD said: one shit covered rabbit nonchalently munching a shit covered carrot Awesome! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Someone admitted to using the phrase "What's going down in China Town" on a dating site and got absolutely slaughtered for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Ad Lib, Jim Murphy, Dale Carrick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Staring at the tv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Those handcuffs aren't even locked so why she's pretending to be tied up is anyone's guess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Bloody hell, the guy was trying to make others aware of a dodgy website and gets utter pelters for it, including some arsehole taking the piss telling the OP that he's going to use his phone number in online surveys. Not on P and B, not on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 why do some ambulance fly down the road with their blue lights flashing but no siren sounding? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 A classic from this history of P&B Pissing yourself intentionally to try and put off a lassie that's trying to pull you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 One of my favourites... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: A classic from this history of P&B Pissing yourself intentionally to try and put off a lassie that's trying to pull you I suppose it would actually work. But there are easier and less messy methods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 26 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: why do some ambulance fly down the road with their blue lights flashing but no siren sounding? Depends on what’s wrong with the patient surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 11 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Depends on what’s wrong with the patient surely? Yeah. Certain situations demand lights AND siren. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 "Saw a skull implode once. Great days" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 GLOVES 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Rare eye conditions, trumpets and ALL CAPS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 On 10/08/2022 at 08:31, Melanius Mullarkay said: Rare eye conditions, trumpets and ALL CAPS. It works crooks use it all the time.especially if there drug running and the cops cant touch them all very smart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 SlipperyP confessing to a mercy killing of his dad, wind up or not was a genuine WTF moment of my life, never mind this forum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 (edited) "You go into ALDI and just look around? You actually go into a supermarket with no intention of buying anything just to look around? Are there no fucking cinemas in the Highlands? What the f**k is going on up there when men spend their free time wandering around looking at tinned beetroot?" Edited September 5, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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