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Moving to a new job so have been sending a few emails back & forth to our HR Dept.

There are 4 people in the dept. The most junior is the Senior HR Advisor while the one directly above is the HR Manager!

Christ knows what the top two have as titles!

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4 minutes ago, btb said:

Moving to a new job so have been sending a few emails back & forth to our HR Dept.

There are 4 people in the dept. The most junior is the Senior HR Advisor while the one directly above is the HR Manager!

Christ knows what the top two have as titles!

I was once a "Customer Services Executive". 

I had a summer job as a door to door salesman. 

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5 minutes ago, btb said:

Moving to a new job so have been sending a few emails back & forth to our HR Dept.

There are 4 people in the dept. The most junior is the Senior HR Advisor while the one directly above is the HR Manager!

Christ knows what the top two have as titles!

1. Nadine Dorries Body-Double

2. Failing Upwards Vice-President.

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Moving to a new job so have been sending a few emails back & forth to our HR Dept.
There are 4 people in the dept. The most junior is the Senior HR Advisor while the one directly above is the HR Manager!
Christ knows what the top two have as titles!
HR Director
HR business leader

Are my guesses.

Are you going to find out for us?
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I can't really go into detail but one issue with my work is that a lot of people who do different jobs have almost exactly the same job title.  You also teams who are called essentially completely random things, some of which are deliberately meaningless.

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15 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

HR Director
HR business leader

Are my guesses.

Are you going to find out for us?

I'm sure one is National Manager (Scotland) or something similar but as we only have one plant left in Scotland it's a bit redundant.

The top woman is likely Darth Humresourcus...

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10 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

I was once a "Customer Services Executive". 

I had a summer job as a door to door salesman

Scum of the earth, thankfully a dying breed.

I should know; my lanyard said 'Academic Sales Consultant' during my days of selling (not many) school textbooks door to door.

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2 minutes ago, Left Back said:

Our head of HR is called the Chief People Officer so she can get a TLA like the other board knobs.  We don’t have a head of finance either.  He’s a Chief Revenue Officer.

Head of the Tribe of Office People ?Native.gif.532323e16b184042313648282a93e39f.gif

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A company I used to work for advertised for a 'Senior Sales & Marketing Executive' but ended up giving it to someone internal with no experience so everyone in Sales and Marketing had to get a ridiculous title inflation to reflect the fact that "Senior Executive" essentially now meant "Junior".

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