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Obvs there's certain posts I don't see, but if the abortion thing is still running, Bette Midler entered the fray by asking if the USA would ban viagra, because as she and others put it ever so elegantly a limp dick is God's will. 

Presumably hair dye, make up, girdles, push up bras, glasses, contact lenses, blood transfusions, organ transplants, walking sticks etc should go the same way.

's only fair. Can't have the supreme being's biogical impositions being perverted by choice and science. 

Hairdressers' and barbers' coats must surely be on shoogly pegs too. 

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9 hours ago, pozbaird said:

Open to fraud on an industrial scale in certain parts of the UK… Bloke on the right: ‘Going to get this photo framed’. Bloke on the left thinking: Just hold this pose, one more second…got you. Cloned your chip hand fannybaws. All you can eat buffet here I come’.

FTFY.

 

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1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Obvs there's certain posts I don't see, but if the abortion thing is still running, Bette Midler entered the fray by asking if the USA would ban viagra, because as she and others put it ever so elegantly a limp dick is God's will. 

Presumably hair dye, make up, girdles, push up bras, glasses, contact lenses, blood transfusions, organ transplants, walking sticks etc should go the same way.

's only fair. Can't have the supreme being's biogical impositions being perverted by choice and science. 

Hairdressers' and barbers' coats must surely be on shoogly pegs too. 

There are plenty on the anti-abortion side who'd happily outlaw at least half of those, if they thought they could.

Also, the 45th president says that Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman with an ugly face and body, which naturally renders her point moot. Checkmate Libs!

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2 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Obvs there's certain posts I don't see, but if the abortion thing is still running, Bette Midler entered the fray by asking if the USA would ban viagra, because as she and others put it ever so elegantly a limp dick is God's will. 

Presumably hair dye, make up, girdles, push up bras, glasses, contact lenses, blood transfusions, organ transplants, walking sticks etc should go the same way.

's only fair. Can't have the supreme being's biogical impositions being perverted by choice and science. 

Hairdressers' and barbers' coats must surely be on shoogly pegs too. 

Makes you wonder why Americans are so eager to chop off baby boys' foreskins.

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3 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Obvs there's certain posts I don't see, but if the abortion thing is still running, Bette Midler entered the fray by asking if the USA would ban viagra, because as she and others put it ever so elegantly a limp dick is God's will. 

Presumably hair dye, make up, girdles, push up bras, glasses, contact lenses, blood transfusions, organ transplants, walking sticks etc should go the same way.

's only fair. Can't have the supreme being's biogical impositions being perverted by choice and science. 

Hairdressers' and barbers' coats must surely be on shoogly pegs too. 

They may as well repeal the 21st amendment and re-enact the 18th amendment while they're at it 

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