Who will be the next permanent manager of the Conservatives?

[Bully Wee Villa]

Just now, Dawson Park Boy said:

Sounds good to me.

Explain, please. Do you think not being white, not being Anglo-Saxon, not being Protestant, not being male, not being heterosexual or not being "Far Right" would be bad?

[Terry_Tibbs]

Penny Mourdant for obvious reasons.

 

[Dawson Park Boy]

51 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

I really hope it’s Sunak.

Will he be good for your SIPP?

[ArabGaz]

 

[tamthebam]

It's a bit like sacking Yogi and then finding out the only candidates for the job are Mark McGhee, Malky McKay, Tommy Craig, David Goodwillie and Stuart Baxter....

 

Whoever gets the gig is a Tory. And not a MacMillan/Heath type Tory either. 

[Suspect Device]

4 hours ago, Duries Air Freshener said:

Aye, they should just ditch the contest and not have a leader 

Like good old days of the SFA selection committee?

[Salt n Vinegar]

Surely the time has come for Jacob Rees-Mogg to take the office he was born for? Compulsory Latin and Greek in kindergarten, caviar and quail eggs in dinner school, nanny stories every night... just what the country needs! 

[Lurkst]

I believe there are now more living ex-Prime Ministers than at any time in history. 

 

[Duries Air Freshener]

I voted for Sajid Javid.  More out of wishful thinking than anything.

Suave Jav' would make an excellent PM.

[Binos]

7 minutes ago, Lurkst said:

I believe there are now more living ex-Prime Ministers than at any time in history. 

 

Grandee is another word for c**t

Edited July 7, 2022 by Binos

[John Lambies Doos]

I voted for Sajid Javid.  More out of wishful thinking than anything.
Suave Jav' would make an excellent PM.

He would, but perhaps a bit too muslimy & brown for the right wing nationalistic faithful.

[Granny Danger]

50 minutes ago, Lurkst said:

I believe there are now more living ex-Prime Ministers than at any time in history. 

 

Maybe a cull is in order?

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, Lurkst said:

I believe there are now more living ex-Prime Ministers than at any time in history. 

 

It seems you're right: Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May and Johnson = 6

In the early 1990s there were Thatcher, Callaghan, Wilson, Heath, Douglas-Home = 5

 

[Antlion]

Ireland Simpsons Fans doing its thing:

[O'Kelly Isley III]

1 hour ago, John Lambies Doos said:

1 hour ago, Duries Air Freshener said:

I voted for Sajid Javid.  More out of wishful thinking than anything.
Suave Jav' would make an excellent PM.

He would, but perhaps a bit too muslimy & brown for the right wing nationalistic faithful.

The latest Tory membership poll of about 12 possible candidates has Sunak, Zahawi and Patel in three of the bottom four places.  Quelle surprise.

[Detournement]

I've been tipping Tugendhat for a while but I can see him falling in behind Wallace. 

Truss will get the Andrea Leadsom treatment if she makes the final two. 

[BigDoddyKane]

whoever it is, they wont be able to mobilise the anti-tory vote as good as Boris has

[dirty dingus]

3 minutes ago, Duries Air Freshener said:

Looking more and more that it's going to be Wallace.

I'd be happy with that tbh, although my preference would still be Javid.  Think Wallace is indigenous and also Scottish?

[Duries Air Freshener]

4 minutes ago, BigDoddyKane said:

whoever it is, they wont be able to mobilise the anti-tory vote as good as Boris has

Aye. the only way is up for us tbh.

[Duries Air Freshener]

2 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: