Who will be the next permanent manager of the Conservatives?

[D Angelo Barksdale]

Given the utter disaster of having a 'presidential style' populist moron in charge, they may go for an empty suit type to match up with Starmer. Tugenhat, Harper or Jenrick perhaps, who can quietly be seen to be 'getting on with the day job' and leaving the culture war dogshit to the Patels', Goves' and Francois'.

Is it the party members that choose ? If so, something to consider is the exact level of far right entryism post Brexit with the collapse of UKIP etc. Someone like Baker would come into play then.

[Oceanlineayr]

Reckon that slimy cretin Gove will be angling for it.

[falkirkthebigclub]

Give it Doug Ross till end o' season.

[Clown Job]

2 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said:

Give it Doug Ross till end o' season.

The last thing he needs is another job 

[Clown Job]

20 minutes ago, Oceanlineayr said:

Reckon that slimy cretin Gove will be angling for it.

I reckon Grove being a jock would rule him out of serious consideration 

[Salt n Vinegar]

Nadine Dorries for the banter. 

[Lurkst]

59 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Penny Mordaunt.

Could make a splash...

 

[Dav nan Gael]

Ally "better together" McCoist or Craig "vote no" Levein .

[williemillersmoustache]

1. Ben Wallace
2. Adolf Eichmann
3. Penny Mourdant
4. A jar of screams
5. The Saj
6. The Hooded Claw
7. The guy that made the tea for the guy that made the coffee for Boris (Ross Thomson)
8. Gove

[Granny Danger]

56 minutes ago, SuperSaints1877 said:

Got to be this guy.  Eccentric as f**k, totally useless and experience of working with other hopeless c***s.  He’s perfect for the job.

[ICTChris]

Give it Kenneth Clarkesy til end of season.

[ICTChris]

49 minutes ago, Ervin H Burrell said:

 

Is it the party members that choose ? If so, something to consider is the exact level of far right entryism post Brexit with the collapse of UKIP etc. Someone like Baker would come into play then.

MPs vote until there are two candidates, then those two go to the membership.

For the second time in British history members of a political party will directly choose the PM. The first time was when Boris Johnston assumed office.

Edited July 6, 2022 by ICTChris

[welshbairn]

4 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

MPs vote until there are two candidates, then those two go to the membership.

Heard the plan is to get shot of Boris, get the MPs to choose the two before recess, then a vote by the full membership in August, leaving Johnson as a safe pair of hands to look after things until the result. 

[Salt n Vinegar]

7 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Heard the plan is to get shot of Boris, get the MPs to choose the two before recess, then a vote by the full membership in August, leaving Johnson as a safe pair of hands to look after things until the result. 

New definition of "a safe pair of hands" found. 

[Left Back]

Give it Chris Pincher till the end of the season.

[Billy Jean King]

Give it Chris Pincher till the end of the season.

Safe pair of (wandering) hands in theory. Possibly a new approach maybe a player manager roll although he needs to be give back the whip which I assume he would enjoy immensely.

[Salt n Vinegar]

Patel said to be telling BoJo that he can't continue, BBC reporting statement by The Times. 

[Left Back]

Just now, Salt n Vinegar said:

Patel said to be telling BoJo that he can't continue, BBC reporting statement by The Times. 

Sky reporting the same

[Highlandmagar]

42 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

1. Ben Wallace
2. Adolf Eichmann
3. Penny Mourdant
4. A jar of screams
5. The Saj
6. The Hooded Claw
7. The guy that made the tea for the guy that made the coffee for Boris (Ross Thomson)
8. Gove

Eichmann isn't right wing enough.

[Lofarl]

Sergey Lavrov.