Who will be the next permanent manager of the Conservatives?

[Forest_Fifer]

1 hour ago, Johnny Martin said:

I'm very surprised Gove ruled himself out as he was after the job for years.

Does he have no clout within the party?

He's probably looking a few years down the road after the current shitshow has cleared up.

[101]

She can't even do a leadership video right.

[Granny Danger]

When Patel, Truss and Mordor declare there will be a total of 11 candidates.

Unless some choose to drop out this has the potential to be a lengthy contest.

[tamthebam]

4 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Grant Shapps coming up on Sophy Ridge.

Creepy. Is there no end to the sex scandals?!

[Duries Air Freshener]

10 minutes ago, Forest_Fifer said:

Your logical fallacy is: "poisoning the well"

Please collect your certificate on the way out.

I think the well of ‘Skwawk Box’ had more than enough poison before I arrived.

[Clown Job]

7 minutes ago, 101 said:

She can't even do a leadership video right.

Fucking hell I thought that was a parody video 

The obsession with WW2 is very unhealthy 

[ICTJohnboy]

4 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Creepy. Is there no end to the sex scandals?!

 

You'd do the same if given half a chance.

[doulikefish]

Tugendhat described Ross as a great British politician so should be ruled out for being a complete nutjob

[Jacksgranda]

1 hour ago, Duries Air Freshener said:

I think you’re reading too much into it mate.

They’ll be giving all the candidates a fair crack if the whip.

Edited July 10, 2022 by Jacksgranda

[Jacksgranda]

33 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

When Patel, Truss and Mordor declare there will be a total of 11 candidates.

Unless some choose to drop out this has the potential to be a lengthy contest.

Not necessarily, they can decide that each candidate must poll x number of votes to move to the next round, not just eliminate the lowest each time.

But I'm sure if they went down that route they could hold 4/5 votes every day?

[Salvo Montalbano]

4 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Not necessarily, they can decide that each candidate must poll x number of votes to move to the next round, not just eliminate the lowest each time.

But I'm sure if they went down that route they could hold 4/5 votes every day?

Think they have to be nominated by at least 8 MPs then they need to get above 32 or something to avoid elimination in the first round, or if they all do then the lowest gets knocked out. Then it's just lowest out in each subsequent round. There was am explainer on the BBC website. Mind you that might all change if the 1922 committee decide to change their own rules?

[williemillersmoustache]

Actual fucking spitfires. That Mourdant video is just risible, Antiques Roadshow pish. 

f**k the UK. An anachronistic shitehouse, governed entirely for and by c***s. 

[Salt n Vinegar]

Ah yes. About time too... Dominic Cummings twitter alleging that at least one candidate is shagging a special adviser. 

However, I don't approve of gossip, so I won't mention his claim, even in passing.  

[williemillersmoustache]

2 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Ah yes. About time too... Dominic Cummings twitter alleging that at least one candidate is shagging a special adviser. 

However, I don't approve of gossip, so I won't mention his claim, even in passing.  

At least 2 he says 

[Granny Danger]

14 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Not necessarily, they can decide that each candidate must poll x number of votes to move to the next round, not just eliminate the lowest each time.

But I'm sure if they went down that route they could hold 4/5 votes every day?

I’m pretty sure that is how they do it.

Up until the final two candidates the voters comprise the whole of the the conservative membership not just MPs.  So having a vote more often than every few days is not possible.

[Granny Danger]

1 minute ago, williemillersmoustache said:

At least 2 he says 

Two candidates are shagging a special adviser or one candidate is shagging two special advisers?  It’s important that we know.

[Duries Air Freshener]

1 minute ago, Granny Danger said:

Two candidates are shagging a special adviser or one candidate is shagging two special advisers?  It’s important that we know.

Two candidates, according to his twitter.

[Salt n Vinegar]

25 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

At least 2 he says 

I know that some Tories think the successful candidate should carry on with BoJo's policies but even for the gammonati isn't that a bit much?

Edited July 10, 2022 by Salt n Vinegar

[Jacksgranda]

5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

I’m pretty sure that is how they do it.

Up until the final two candidates the voters comprise the whole of the the conservative membership not just MPs.  So having a vote more often than every few days is not possible.

I thought it was the other way round, silly me.

[Benjamin_Nevis]

She can't even do a leadership video right.

Holy f**k [emoji1787]

Thays basically porn for h*** [emoji23]