BFTD Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Regarding the birthday thing, Antoine Griezmann’s 3 daughters were all born on 8th April, 2016, 2019 and 2021. I’m not sure the odds on that, but he’s clearly getting a ride on the same day every year. A power of shagging is clearly part of pre-season training in Spain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scw1987 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Regarding the birthday thing, Antoine Griezmann’s 3 daughters were all born on 8th April, 2016, 2019 and 2021. I’m not sure the odds on that, but he’s clearly getting a ride on the same day every year. My missus, one of seven, shares her birthday with her older sister (who died at 18 months) and her youngest brother. Her brother was born at exactly the same time as her sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 9 hours ago, scw1987 said: 10 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Her brother was born at exactly the same time as her sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scw1987 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 ...her older sister...and her youngest brother.You didn't think that through, did you?[emoji846] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, scw1987 said: You didn't think that through, did you? I deliberately disconnected the 2 sentences for the sake of humour. Poor humour, admittedly but there we go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scw1987 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 I deliberately disconnected the 2 sentences for the sake of humour. Poor humour, admittedly but there we go.I guessed that but I was getting at leaving in the 'exactly the same time' part, that's the bit you didn't think through...[emoji846] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 6 minutes ago, scw1987 said: I guessed that but I was getting at leaving in the 'exactly the same time' part, that's the bit you didn't think through... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Myself and both my brothers all have our birthdays on the same day every year (odds are 7x7x7/1 or 343/1), and in both my son and my brothers son and odds go to 16,807/1 The day my brother saw Hothouse Flowers at Gig on the Green in Glasgow (lunchtime slot), I saw them at the Fleadh Festival at Finsbury Park in London (2nd last before Van Morrison). Went on school trip from Irvine to Paris. Did not know cousin was on a school trip from Glasow to Paris. Both schools were at same restaurant lunchtime one day, and Versaille the next. Had seen her for about 3 years prior to those two meetings. (that as much to do with school trips being massed similar bookings). On a work trip from Aberdeen, staying at crap hotel in Leeds, met a school pal from Irvine who was hotel night manager there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 If you were born in September it’s because your parents got frisky and romped during the festivities. If you were born in October it’s because your mum wanted a drink over the holiday period or because your dad was too drunk to perform sexually during said period. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 hours ago, throbber said: If you were born in September it’s because your parents got frisky and romped during the festivities. If you were born in October it’s because your mum wanted a drink over the holiday period or because your dad was too drunk to perform sexually during said period. I calculated that I must have been conceived in the 2nd week of the year, and knowing my father, I always just assumed that this was because he'd finally sobered up enough after Hogmanay to get it up. So I completely concur with your hypothesis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 hours ago, throbber said: If you were born in September it’s because your parents got frisky and romped during the festivities. If you were born in October it’s because your mum wanted a drink over the holiday period or because your dad was too drunk to perform sexually during said period. You being born 9 months after that touring shinty team visited the village is pure coincidence. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 Must admit, I never saw this turn into the "imagine the circumstances under which your father got his hole" thread. I was brought by a stork. A stork, I tell you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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throbber Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 13 hours ago, BFTD said: Must admit, I never saw this turn into the "imagine the circumstances under which your father got his hole" thread. I was brought by a stork. A stork, I tell you. Scott Mills used to do a feature called “where do you think they were” when parents would embarrass their kids with stories of conception. My daughter was conceived the morning after Man Utd won the Europa league final v Ajax in 2017 - we had into Initially agreed to get to it at half time in the game so I had stayed sober for the first half and was we entered our quarters my Mrs said that we needed to shut the curtains as someone had left a light on in the offices across the road and they might be able to see in. I made a joke saying “at least they won’t see us for long!” Which killed the mood and she went in a huff, I then returned to watch the rest of the game sexually frustrated and got drunk and woke up dangerously erect in the morning raring to go and went in unsheathed before we had time to properly wake up. I remember being grotesquely overweight at the time and made a noise like a gorilla being shot with a tranquilliser dart upon climax. I often wonder has the person not left a light on in the office across the road then our daughter wouldn’t have come to be as we weren’t actually trying for a baby at the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 "dangerously erect" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 42 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: "dangerously erect" You could break coal off it most mornings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 19 hours ago, throbber said: If you were born in September it’s because your parents got frisky and romped during the festivities. If you were born in October it’s because your mum wanted a drink over the holiday period or because your dad was too drunk to perform sexually during said period. I was born 9 months after my dads birthday, almost to the day (his birthday was 15th October, im the glorious 12th). Pure coincidence obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 (edited) I’ve just realised that I was born 9 months after my dad’s birthday. Edited July 15, 2022 by mathematics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2022 Author Share Posted July 15, 2022 If their husband's birthday present resulted in insemination, your maws were doing it wrong, lads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 3 hours ago, throbber said: Scott Mills used to do a feature called “where do you think they were” when parents would embarrass their kids with stories of conception. My daughter was conceived the morning after Man Utd won the Europa league final v Ajax in 2017 - we had into Initially agreed to get to it at half time in the game so I had stayed sober for the first half and was we entered our quarters my Mrs said that we needed to shut the curtains as someone had left a light on in the offices across the road and they might be able to see in. I made a joke saying “at least they won’t see us for long!” Which killed the mood and she went in a huff, I then returned to watch the rest of the game sexually frustrated and got drunk and woke up dangerously erect in the morning raring to go and went in unsheathed before we had time to properly wake up. I remember being grotesquely overweight at the time and made a noise like a gorilla being shot with a tranquilliser dart upon climax. I often wonder has the person not left a light on in the office across the road then our daughter wouldn’t have come to be as we weren’t actually trying for a baby at the time. This is a welcome return to form. The post, not the antics described therein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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