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16 hours ago, Jambomo said:

My ex SIL told me how he spent all night hitting on her and other lassies after one of his shows, whilst his heavily pregnant partner was at home. He’s a c**t.

Your SIL is a filthy liar I’m afraid.

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4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Aye, he trains burglars to make keys.

At least you won't need to replace the whole door next time you're burgled, just the lock.  Win-win.

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I can't really think of anyone famous who is a 'good c**t'. I have never really been interested enough in their day to day lives that I could form an opinion. 

I am quite happy to carry on thinking that everyone is just a c**t.

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1 minute ago, Brother Blades said:

Feargal  Sharkey seems like a decent c**t. Single handedly cleaning up Britain’s waterways. 

Which hand?  I'd like to know which one to shake.

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1 hour ago, johnnydun said:

I can't really think of anyone famous who is a 'good c**t'. I have never really been interested enough in their day to day lives that I could form an opinion. 

I am quite happy to carry on thinking that everyone is just a c**t.

Peter Gabriel.

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1 hour ago, Brother Blades said:

Feargal  Sharkey seems like a decent c**t. Single handedly cleaning up Britain’s waterways. 

Ive heard a lot of these stories, I suppose they could be true. 

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I haven’t met many celebrities, but the ones I have met were more than decent to talk to - Ally McCoist, Donny Munro fae’ Runrig, and Bono fae’ U2. A friend of mine, who isn’t into his music, once ended up staying at the same hotel in Barcelona as Bruce Springsteen, and was on a sunlounger next to him on the rooftop pool. He recognised Springsteen, ended up talking and said he was very nice to chat to.

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3 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

I haven’t met many celebrities, but the ones I have met were more than decent to talk to - Ally McCoist, Donny Munro fae’ Runrig, and Bono fae’ U2. A friend of mine, who isn’t into his music, once ended up staying at the same hotel in Barcelona as Bruce Springsteen, and was on a sunlounger next to him on the rooftop pool. He recognised Springsteen, ended up talking and said he was very nice to chat to.

Wrong. Fucking. Thread

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There's a locksmith company in Inverness called Sure Lock Homes.
There's also Pane in the Glass glaziers in Aviemore and Bacchialdi's in Airdrie, or more specifically...

I can't vouch for the veracity of this, but was told today by someone who works for a Gaza Strip NGO that Christiano Ronaldo has given their cause eight figures over the years and asked to remain anonymous.
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