Dundee United's Next Permanent Manager

[Ludo*1]

13 minutes ago, Gibby82 said:

Add Gordon Forrest to the list, have heard Asghar is a fan.

I’m torn between Tony being too thin skinned (lol) for the inevitable shit shower that will rain on his big baldy napper if he appoints his young lad or, still on a mad buzz after Tam Courts was a relative success and him being COMPLETELY FUCKING VINDICATED, maybe that Bond villain ego of his will flick two digits at the naysayers screaming nepotism and get young Adam in the door.

Jack Ross would be my pick but not sure he’d want to work under big Tone.

Do think Ashgar would like a 'laptop manager' tbh. No idea if Courts is one of those but he gives off that type of vibe. I think a Maloney, MacPhee or Liam Fox type could be a shout.

[RossBFaeDundee]

41 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

Seems very, very strange young Ashgar come out in the news with what he did yesterday.

Inb4 Tony goes with Courts to Croatia, allowing Adam to take the job while not going against his word yesterday.

[Pull My Strings]

25 minutes ago, Gibby82 said:

Add Gordon Forrest to the list, have heard Asghar is a fan.

I’m torn between Tony being too thin skinned (lol) for the inevitable shit shower that will rain on his big baldy napper if he appoints his young lad or, still on a mad buzz after Tam Courts was a relative success and him being COMPLETELY FUCKING VINDICATED, maybe that Bond villain ego of his will flick two digits at the naysayers screaming nepotism and get young Adam in the door.

Jack Ross would be my pick but not sure he’d want to work under big Tone.

Yeah Forrest is a good shout. Likely to fit the model better than a more traditional 'manager'. 

Jack Ross would be funny for the seethe, but apart from that I'm not convinced.

[jagfox]

Billy likes fitbaw and pehs!

[Melanius Mullarkey]

I can almost hear the sound of Ian Cathro’s laptop booting up.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay

[Mark Connolly]

Just now, jagfox said:

Billy likes fitbaw and pehs!

[Gibby82]

[Sortmeout]

Expected to see Derek McInnes on this list due to his prior connections.

Also good to see Dundee fans throwing out numerous reasons for Jack Ross not taking their job and conveniently missing “didn’t want to join a joke club” off the list.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Sortmeout

[Gibby82]

Just remembered that guy who got a Tam Courts tattoo last week.

[Pull My Strings]

2 minutes ago, Sortmeout said:

Expected to see Derek McInnes on this list due to his prior connections.

Also good to see Dundee fans throwing out numerous reasons for Jack Ross not taking their job and conveniently missing “didn’t want to join a joke clue” off the list.

That prior connection mostly involved him standing around, pointing at opposition players and telling other people to track their runs. Whilst getting paid £4k a week.

These are not fond memories.

[The Master]

2 minutes ago, Sortmeout said:

Expected to see Derek McInnes on this list due to his prior connections.

Also good to see Dundee fans throwing out numerous reasons for Jack Ross not taking their job and conveniently missing “didn’t want to join a joke clue” off the list.

[Granny Danger]

1 minute ago, Pull My Strings said:

That prior connection mostly involved him standing around, pointing at opposition players and telling other people to track their runs. Whilst getting paid £4k a week.

These are not fond memories.

That’s a terrible misrepresentation.  What about the 20 square passes every game?

[Mark Connolly]

1 minute ago, The Master said:

"Now it's your turn Mason, we'd like you to sing 'Four Lads Had a Dream' to the tune of 'The Famine Song'"...

[captainkev]

11 minutes ago, Gibby82 said:

Just remembered that guy who got a Tam Courts tattoo last week.

The only more poorly timed United themed tattoo is the one that guy got to celebrate our 2014 Scottish Cup victory before the final had been played...

[Pull My Strings]

13 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

That’s a terrible misrepresentation.  What about the 20 square passes every game?

That's fair.

[The Algebraist]

1 hour ago, Ludo*1 said:

In regards to Ross, there's a boy that does seem to genuinely be ITK with Dundee on our own forum (went through all of his posts and only produced one dud that I can see):

So if United want JR, they'll need to convince the wife.

Becoming manager of Dundee United one guaranteed way of losing any reputation as a shagger 

[Ludo*1]

55 minutes ago, Sortmeout said:

Expected to see Derek McInnes on this list due to his prior connections.

Also good to see Dundee fans throwing out numerous reasons for Jack Ross not taking their job and conveniently missing “didn’t want to join a joke club” off the list.

Ye fucked it.

[Dundee Hibernian]

2 hours ago, Ludo*1 said:

In regards to Ross, there's a boy that does seem to genuinely be ITK with Dundee on our own forum (went through all of his posts and only produced one dud that I can see):

So if United want JR, they'll need to convince the wife.

[Ludo*1]

1 minute ago, Dundee Hibernian said:

[Benjamin_Nevis]

3 hours ago, Sortmeout said:

Expected to see Derek McInnes on this list due to his prior connections.

Also good to see Dundee fans throwing out numerous reasons for Jack Ross not taking their job and conveniently missing “didn’t want to join a joke club” off the list.

Good to see you've found your bollocks again after a season of pathetically crawling on the Dundee thread