Highland Capital Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Strewth! It's time for the Australian Federal Election. Everyone as excited as yours truly? Have any PNBers ever stood for election in Australia? Will any PNBers be voting for the Daylight Saving Party? Have any PNBers ever not spent any time on everything because in the meantime, every three months someone is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 This thread requires an in-depth rundown of the parties, and the general state of play for ignorant drongos like me. Any chance of victory for the bonzer good guys, or will the Aussies vote in another pack of flamin' galahs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) G'day. Edited May 19, 2022 by The Skelpit Lug Oops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Basically the Liberals are like the Tories and Nationals are like the Uber-Tories and they're part of what is known as the Coalition (but are basically the same party) - they're in government and are massive climate-change denying c***s. Labor is like well Labour, and the only real opposition to the Coalition, and are slightly leading in the polls. There's Pauline Hansen and her One Nation Party - which is like the BNP (she's a fucking psycho) and Fatty Coal Magnate Clive Palmer and his United Australia Party - which is like UKIP. There's also Katter's Australia which is fucking mental - he's famous for this clip There's also the Greens - which compete with Labor in some seats, and are about as relevant as the Greens over here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Basically the Liberals are like the Tories and Nationals are like the Uber-Tories and they're part of what is known as the Coalition (but are basically the same party) - they're in government and are massive climate-change denying c***s. Labor is like well Labour, and the only real opposition to the Coalition, and are slightly leading in the polls. There's Pauline Hansen and her One Nation Party - which is like the BNP (she's a fucking psycho) and Fatty Coal Magnate Clive Palmer and his United Australia Party - which is like UKIP. There's also Katter's Australia which is fucking mental - he's famous for this clip There's also the Greens - which compete with Labor in some seats, and are about as relevant as the Greens over here.There's also Centre Alliance who are beige Lib Dem-esque politically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 minute ago, GNU_Linux said: There's also Centre Alliance who are beige Lib Dem-esque politically. Very forgettable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Until Australia learns to turn the volume down, it can gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Why don’t the spell Labour correctly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Why don’t the spell Labour correctly? It's all the rage to drop u's and y's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Did they ever get around to dropping Lizzie as Head of State? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 This will be my sole contribution to this thread. Make of it what you will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Australia have always been Britain's main challengers for the title of Normal Island. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 GET IN THE FUCKIN CAH MORTYYYYY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 AH NO I FILLED IT WITH DIESEL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I take it the Aussie version of the BNP aren't as keen on the rights of the indigenous population as the British version of the party is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I know as much about Australian politics as I do about pleasing women. The number and quality of my posts in this thread will give you an indication of what that is. Bye all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Who are they Tories here? f**k them especially. Do they have an antipodean Dougie Ross? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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