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49 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said:

Man gets 2 big plooks...

Between that and the bumfluff moustache, looks like the symptoms are very similar to starting puberty and by the looks of him I wouldn't rule out chronic masterbation as well

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On 22/05/2022 at 19:25, scottsdad said:

I put petrol in my car today and saw a scuddy mag on the top shelf of the petrol station. Not seen one in ages and assumed they had stopped making them. 

One single jazz mag, and it was called something like "Over 50 Gilfs". @BFTD single handedly keeping the industry going. 

You'd have to be packing quite the heat to go double handedly. 

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1 hour ago, oaksoft said:

I did laugh at the guy's response to being challenged publicly.

He told the doctor, "I promise not to touch your balls".

I suppose it makes a difference from the usual "go f**k yourself".

I think that’s a translation issue, in the replies people explain it’s the Spanish equivalent of saying “get off my case - kind of like “don’t break my balls” as the yanks  say.

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Spanish monkeypox man doesn’t have monkeypox and didn’t speak to the doctor who took his photograph. Seems like the story was a complete fabrication.

 

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On 02/08/2022 at 22:10, ICTChris said:

Spanish monkeypox man doesn’t have monkeypox and didn’t speak to the doctor who took his photograph. Seems like the story was a complete fabrication.

 

The gentleman in the photo on this story has provided his medical records to a Spanish paper to prove his story, as he is concerned that he’ll get beaten up if someone recognises him. Unsure what’s happened to the doctor who posted the fabricated story.

The journalist who posted the Englishbtranslation, which was greedily lapped up by his followers has deleted his tweet and acknowledged the story was wrong. He’s still going all out on monkeypox panic though and also posted this, utter maniacal tweet.

 

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It's hilarious how this turned into an absolute nothing burger and simply disappeared from the media. The Crazies will be gutted. Not to worry, the number of people getting a cold will soon be on the rise again! Shame for them we won't be altering normal human behaviours this time, though.

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