coprolite Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 (edited) It has become common for people with no style to slag off cool hats on here. I was wondering what particular types of head covering P&B users preferred so i've made a poll to gauge the general mood. I've tried to get all the main ones covered. Unfortunately i only had 15 spaces so some religions and klansmen may miss out. Edited May 16, 2022 by coprolite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Durag or bally. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Hats are the final refuge of people who have shite hair, IMO. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Anyone wearing a hat indoors is an attention seeking wank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Just now, Richey Edwards said: Hats are the final refuge of people who have shite hair, IMO. If I’m mountain biking or running I like to wear a bandana. This protects the ears from branches etc and helps stop headaches but also showcases the fine mop sprouting out of the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Anyone wearing a hat indoors is an attention seeking w**k. How about a hat AND sunglasses? 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: If I’m mountain biking or running I like to wear a bandana. This protects the ears from branches etc and helps stop headaches but also showcases the fine mop sprouting out of the top. How tall are you if you're worried about branches hitting your ears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Just now, Richey Edwards said: How about a hat AND sunglasses? How tall are you if you're worried about branches hitting your ears? More for the mountain biking than the running tbf. Tearing through forest tracks you tend to get lots of cuts and bruises from jaggy trees etc. It should also help mop up blood and brain matter in the event of a bad one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: More for the mountain biking than the running tbf. Tearing through forest tracks you tend to get lots of cuts and bruises from jaggy trees etc. It should also help mop up blood and brain matter in the event of a bad one. Ah, I see. I don't go mountain biking, as I would probably unintentionally do some gnarly trick and break every bone in my body. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Anyone wearing a hat indoors is an attention seeking w**k. I once met an acquaintance who was wearing a beanie hat in a pub. I hilariously told him it was bad manners and said he should remove it, so he took it off to reveal a 4 inch scar from his recent brain operation, that he wanted to cover. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Hats are for twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Snafu said: Your avatar? Come to think of it, I never really notice if characters in westerns take their hats of when indoors. I never hear anyone complain. You do know that's not me but Clint Eastwood. In a movie. Made in the 1960s. Set in the 1860s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I'm surprised by general opinion on headwear considering I assume the majority of this site to be bald as f**k 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Hats are for twats. ^toupee voter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 No bunnet option on a Scottish football forum? I've recently invested in a Barts Oslo Cap* to protect my nearly bald napper from the sun and when it's not cold enough for a bunnet. Both are eminently practical as they both fold up for stuffing in a pocket. *Similar to this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Bucket hat. Specifically an overpriced vintage effort by Kangol or Stussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 No headband option? Fine. My da loves a hat. Absolutely loves them. Specifically bunnets. He has a big baw face (quoth Mater Army) so doesn't suit any hat. Especially his daft Balmoral bunnet, which he wears, complete with clan badge. An absolute riddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Just now, velo army said: No headband option? Are you Mark Knopfler? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Richey Edwards said: Are you Mark Knopfler? Pat Cash 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 52 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Hats are the final refuge of people who have shite hair, IMO. Confirmed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 32 minutes ago, Snafu said: How does it stay on when walking? Velcro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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