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52 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Im guessing that the sound quality will be shit given the mainstay of dyson is noisy hoovers and handryers.

And being tax evading #Tortycunts

Four hours of battery life too.

You can get wireless noise cancelling headphones for a fraction of what these are going to cost that give you 30+ hours of battery life AND don't make you look like a massive fud.

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1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said:

Four hours of battery life too.

You can get wireless noise cancelling headphones for a fraction of what these are going to cost that give you 30+ hours of battery life AND don't make you look like a massive fud.

Its a complete and utter shitshow, Richey.

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I was down in London earlier today and there was a young man wearing one of these Dyson contraptions on the tube.

I approached him and said "why are you wearing that?"

He replied "I dunno. I'm just a teenage dustbag, baby."
Was he listening to Iron Maiden?
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15 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said:

I was down in London earlier today and there was a young man wearing one of these Dyson contraptions on the tube.

I approached him and said "why are you wearing that?"

He replied "I dunno. I'm just a teenage dustbag, baby."

My old Geography teacher spent a double period explaining to us why he found Wheatus highly offensive.

He also hated Texas and Phil Collins. 

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21 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Told this before but in my first proper job the hoover was blocked. Tried blowing through the hose to clear but no joy so sucked it instead and nearly choked to death on a cloud of dust and pine needles.

This thread for this pish

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12 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

My old Geography teacher spent a double period explaining to us why he found Wheatus highly offensive.

He also hated Texas

Pretty strange considering it has ten climatic regions (varying from swamp to desert), 11 different ecological regions, gets hit by hurricanes, and has quite a distinctive/interesting shape on maps.   

Eta: it's flag is annoyingly similar to Chile's though.  That could be why.

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