Empty It Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Who cares what your shop sells aslong as it launders a shit ton of drug money you'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 16 minutes ago, Left Back said: Advice Regarding Swerving Excise My take was probably too direct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welly boy Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Nail bar. If you looking for a name there's one in Perth called Nail Diamond just copy that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H1MM73R Posted March 21, 2022 Author Share Posted March 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Welly boy said: Nail bar. If you looking for a name there's one in Perth called Nail Diamond just copy that. I just read your post out to my fellow poster 903BBA75 and he spat out his tea. Nice work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 19 minutes ago, Welly boy said: Nail bar. If you looking for a name there's one in Perth called Nail Diamond just copy that. Is it because people in Perth are Forever in blue jeans? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 The farmers who all vote Tory rarely venture into town, so you're all wide of the mark with those suggestions. Since I was young I always wanted to open a tobacconists. I dont think its realistic though, more of a pipe dreamFor some men in Dumfries, it's the closest they'll get to a shag....... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 21 minutes ago, H1MM73R said: I just read your post out to my fellow poster 903BBA75 and he spat out his tea. Nice work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Fullerene said: What about a chip shop: "Dumb Fries" I'd like to open a knocken shop in Knockentiber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: I'd like to open a knocken shop in Knockentiber Does Clitheroe not appeal to you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H1MM73R Posted March 21, 2022 Author Share Posted March 21, 2022 I might open a Glass Cow factory in Glasgow. Or a Hamburger stall in Hamburg. Or a wall shop in Dingwall. Or an ice cream shop in Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Or you could f**k off with yer Tam Cowan after dinner pishe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 11 hours ago, Left Back said: Vogue isn’t a furniture shop. It’s a magazine. Don’t think it’s a classic scud mag though. Vogue was a furniture shop, subsequently taken over by the Sterling group. The adverts had the catchy tagline "If it's in Vogue, it's in Vogue" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Thneeds. Everybody needs one. I’ve a truffula seed to get you started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 9 hours ago, H1MM73R said: I might open a Glass Cow factory in Glasgow. Or a Hamburger stall in Hamburg. Or a wall shop in Dingwall. Or an ice cream shop in Aberdeen. What about a candle shop in Wick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 A Stephens Bakery outside of Fife would be most welcome. Had my first proper steak bridie in ages yesterday. Worth the 120 mile drive, even at current fuel prices. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, Fullerene said: What about a candle shop in Wick. Colombo Raincoat sales in Falkirk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 16 hours ago, Shandon Par said: This is the sort of thing you should sell. This and recreational drugs. Dumfries is represented by Mundell Junior and Senior so I would imagine that the sales of recreational drugs must already be a competitive market for that to have happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Surely a euphemism? -What happened to that Himmler fellow? Well, you didn't get it from me but, I hear he "opened a shop in Dumfries." -No. Swear to god. -Takes all sorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 10 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: A Stephens Bakery outside of Fife would be most welcome. Had my first proper steak bridie in ages yesterday. Worth the 120 mile drive, even at current fuel prices. I’ve pretty much doubled in size since moving to near Dunfermline because of Stephens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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