Mark Knopfler Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 I have been studying to be a dentist and hate other people's teeth. What is wrong with them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Mark Knopfler said: I have been studying to be a dentist Is it safe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Dentists I know look down in the mouth. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, Mark Knopfler said: I have been studying to be a dentist and hate other people's teeth. What is wrong with them? Money for nothing if you ask me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Paul Kersey said: Is it safe? say “aaaaaaaarghhhh” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mark Knopfler said: What is wrong with them? The training should cover that, I think. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 17 minutes ago, Mark Knopfler said: I have been studying to be a dentist and hate other people's teeth. What is wrong with them? Reckon you'll get a plaque when you qualify? Don't let it go to decay if you do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozam76 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 32 minutes ago, Mark Knopfler said: I have been studying to be a dentist and hate other people's teeth. What is wrong with them? Filling your time wisely I see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 You should make lots of jokes about 'I'll fill your cavity hen' and then hit the right-wing grift circuit saying you got canceled after being struck off; it's very lucrative and doesn't involve having to poke around folks' gobs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Knopfler Posted March 18, 2022 Author Share Posted March 18, 2022 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: You should make lots of jokes about 'I'll fill your cavity hen' and then hit the right-wing grift circuit saying you got canceled after being struck off; it's very lucrative and doesn't involve having to poke around folks' gobs. Not with my fingers anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Dentists are collectively OFTW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 The three dentists I know personally are all alkies who are divorced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Each to their own but, notwithstanding the money on offer, I just couldn’t do 30/40 years repetitively fixing peoples teeth. Once you’ve mastered it - realistically a few months/couple of years after qualifying maybe - where do you go? Where’s the next level skill you aim for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Just now, alta-pete said: Each to their own but, notwithstanding the money on offer, I just couldn’t do 30/40 years repetitively fixing peoples teeth. Once you’ve mastered it - realistically a few months/couple of years after qualifying maybe - where do you go? Where’s the next level skill you aim for? Fella I know sued his dentist when it turned out that he was removing loads of (poor) folks’ teeth, when it wasn’t needed, so he could get the money off the government. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Knopfler Posted March 18, 2022 Author Share Posted March 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Each to their own but, notwithstanding the money on offer, I just couldn’t do 30/40 years repetitively fixing peoples teeth. Once you’ve mastered it - realistically a few months/couple of years after qualifying maybe - where do you go? Where’s the next level skill you aim for? My lecturer took someones teeth out and made toes grow where the teeth used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Foot in mouth disease? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 17 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Each to their own but, notwithstanding the money on offer, I just couldn’t do 30/40 years repetitively fixing peoples teeth. Once you’ve mastered it - realistically a few months/couple of years after qualifying maybe - where do you go? Where’s the next level skill you aim for? Getting other more junior dentists to do it for you while you kick back and drive about on a ferrari with your shirt unbuttoned too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oscar P Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 44 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Once you’ve mastered it - realistically a few months/couple of years after qualifying maybe - where do you go? Where’s the next level skill you aim for? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumobir Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Mark Knopfler said: Not with my fingers anyway. Hope you at least warn them that it’ll only be a little pr*ck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 I've been three fucking years without being able to see a dentist, so I'll maybe send you a PM to experiment on me if this pain gets any worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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