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I doubt we're scoring one, let alone two. 
 
For all the possession we haven't threatened the Morton goal at all. 

There’s a lot of ‘punt it in a dangerous area and hope a fortunate touch knocks it in’ rather than actually creating any real chances.
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Rotten, rotten stuff. We dominated play but had only two chances (Thomas' volley and Edwards' 'effort'). We do so little with the ball and move it so slowly, as we've been doing for so long. We need to get the ball out wide quicker and get crosses in quicker.

Our 'system' is undone by a single chance yet again.

We're going down. Lesser Hampden, here we come.

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3 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:

Woke up my wife and dog by snortlaughing when that goal went in, what the f**k was the keeper doing?

Looks like he tripped himself up and that was him actually falling rather than trying to dive for the ball.

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1 minute ago, ICTChris said:

Thought I recognised that Dunfermline goalkeeper

The delayed but necessary player ratings from the Father Ted All-Priests  Over 75s Challenge Match

 

Just now, embow said:

Mair like Father Jack to be honest 😂

You're both too late. See the previous page.

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No wonder Dunfermline are bottom. Loads of possession in dangerous areas but they seem terrified to shoot/cross/pick a defence splitting pass, deciding to take the safe option and pass it sideways or backwards instead. Looked a lot more dangerous against us the other week and created loads of chances with being more direct.

I'm guessing this is how they're being coached?

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Just now, Grant228 said:

Didn't get the comment from Sutherland about the fans being lifeless. 

Aye, that was an odd one. Despite the shite song selection, they've been pretty decent.

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