Duszek Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 On the basis that a “Scottish strip club patrons” VS “Old Firm fans” Venn diagram would be concentric circles, I say f**k ‘em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 If they shut them in Edinburgh the clubs will just move to East Lothian, much to the delight of Philpy and Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Burke and Hair is a great place to start a stagger at midday on a Saturday apart from that they are shite but keep them open it's a terrible idea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Just now, Empty It said: If they shut them in Edinburgh the clubs will just move to East Lothian, much to the delight of Philpy and Throbber. Spearmint Rhino (Wallyford) Seventh Heaven (North Berwick) They could be Scotland's Las Vegas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Only been to a strip club once, not long after turning 18, and it was one in the pubic triangle in Edinburgh (in tolcross I think?). My enduring memory was having an arse and fanny getting waved in my face in a blue light tinted room/booth setup. No touching though, which renders the whole thing pointless imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Burke and Hair is a great place to start a stagger at midday on a Saturday apart from that they are shite but keep them open it's a terrible idea 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 I've never once been in a strip club, never felt that i missed out. Even on stag do's always stayed away. Traveling abroad to watch Scotland always ended with someone suggesting it. Unrelated but I was once walking through Amsterdam's seedy streets after watching Scotland pumped 6-0 and a girl in a bra and pants started running after me shouting, excuse me. I was with the wife and she was looking at me like, how do you know this prostitute? When she caught up with me she asked, "how much is a fiver?" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 I don’t know why you would enjoy going to a strip club with a group of your mates - particularly on a stag do when you presumably know each other very well and are familiar with one another’s spouses/kids/mothers. The concept has always made me feel uneasy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 The VLs of Pie & Bovril have spoken. Let the strip clubs stay open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 I have visited one, that one on Shandwick Place in 2004. Works do. As I recall I was absolutely burst and was asked to leave after trying to pay a fiver for a lap dance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, throbber said: I don’t know why you would enjoy going to a strip club with a group of your mates - particularly on a stag do when you presumably know each other very well and are familiar with one another’s spouses/kids/mothers. The concept has always made me feel uneasy. Exactly! Strip clubs are an individual pursuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Exactly! Strip clubs are an individual pursuit. All fun and games until you bump into a stag party you weren’t on, then the rumours start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 9 hours ago, jimbaxters said: More than happy to say I've never visited a strip club. Do remember a casual debate at work years ago about the point of a lap dance when you weren't allowed to touch. One lad piped up, "Aye I know but sometimes they get that close to you, you can smell their fanny". Another thing you shouldn't touch in those establishments is a finger buffet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welldaft Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Quite the puritans on this thread. I have been a few times on stag do’s (mine was in Amsterdam) and also late at night with friends or even clients as we parted - my way to catch the 41 bus home. Usually had a beer or whisky and stayed for a dance or two or none. Now in my 50’s. Am I a dirty old man. Don’t actually care. In your 20’s you can see naked women in their 20’s and 30’s. Less so as a married 50 year old. If they closed them I would lose little sleep, but I also lose no sleep having been to lap dancing bars a handful of occasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 I went in to one on a #ladz holiday to Malia once. I believed the No touching rule was in place until the stripper grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. She also had a tattoo that said ‘Only god can judge me’ I hope he isn’t judging her. Probably a good time had by all. A less good time was when a home stag night went into one of the ones in Glasgow. For a Saturday night it was full of weird old men there by themselves. The cash machine also charged £4.50 to make a withdrawal, needless to say no cash was withdrawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 I find the whole thing sad and seedy bit also think fair play to the lassies for rinsing c***s, been in one in Carlisle which was my first and I just got an awful vibe, then in Prague on a stag where I sat and posted on the Ayr thread on here while drinking my 5 drinks I got as part of entry then went ahead to the next pub. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 I went to a strip club in Dunfermline Turned out it was just Shandon taking wallpaper off a wall.. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I went to a strip club in Dunfermline Turned out it was just Shandon taking wallpaper off a wall.. The only thing getting scraped that day was him off the canvas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 hour ago, welldaft said: Quite the puritans on this thread. I have been a few times on stag do’s (mine was in Amsterdam) and also late at night with friends or even clients as we parted - my way to catch the 41 bus home. Usually had a beer or whisky and stayed for a dance or two or none. Now in my 50’s. Am I a dirty old man. Don’t actually care. In your 20’s you can see naked women in their 20’s and 30’s. Less so as a married 50 year old. If they closed them I would lose little sleep, but I also lose no sleep having been to lap dancing bars a handful of occasions. 36 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: A less good time was when a home stag night went into one of the ones in Glasgow. For a Saturday night it was full of weird old men there by themselves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 My negative out look is probably based on going to one in Finland when United played MyPa (I was 22). I got a private dance and the girl said I could finger her for an extra 50 Euros I couldn't help thinking I should be the one getting fingered if I was handing over 50 Euros. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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