Aufc Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 When I saw this had been bumped I thought it was coz of this story [/url] Death by Stauner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 The best day these old men will have had in years and it’s no doubt their children/grandchildren who visit them once a month who are outraged about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-62913480 Glasgow keeping the licenses, so it can become "She said Glasgow risked becoming Scotland's sex capital and "a city for stags, sex tourism and sex entertainment"." My slogan for the city, Glasgow - Scotland's City for Bigots & Boobs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-62913480 Glasgow keeping the licenses, so it can become "She said Glasgow risked becoming Scotland's sex capital and "a city for stags, sex tourism and sex entertainment"." My slogan for the city, Glasgow - Scotland's City for Bigots & Boobs "Peepholes make Glasgow" 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: "Peepholes make Glasgow" WATP 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Ban on Edinburgh lap dancing clubs overturned after judicial review 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 15/09/2022 at 14:13, Mark Connolly said: "Peepholes make Glasgow" ...........but "Gloryholes make Edinburgh." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 A victory for commonsense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 hours ago, NorthernLights said: Ban on Edinburgh lap dancing clubs overturned after judicial review Edinburgh Council 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Has anybody ever attended such a place? It's my idea of a nightmare. Honest to f**k 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 12 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Has anybody ever attended such a place? It's my idea of a nightmare. Honest to f**k I can genuinely think of nothing worse than paying £20 for a girl to half heartedly dance around a pole to some inane song whilst pretending to tease me for 3.5 minutes. If i want to give women lots of money to treat me like shite ill just stay in the house. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 16 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Has anybody ever attended such a place? It's my idea of a nightmare. Honest to f**k I'll put my hand up and admit to visiting The Western Bar on the West Port when I was in my late teens. Used to go with my mate who was a police cadet at the time. The only thing that sticks in my mind was a stripper getting up on the stage (was about 6 ft. off the deck if memory serves) and flipping a 50p piece to one of the punters, then calling out the numbers of the songs she wanted played from the jukebox. And the beer was bowfin'.............................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 19 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Has anybody ever attended such a place? It's my idea of a nightmare. Honest to f**k A couple of times, on stag nights, many moons ago. The first one was genuinely accidental, we were pub-crawling in Aberdeen while and ended up in a place called Bugsy Malones (i think). We were pretty pished by this point and had ordered a full round of drinks before we noticed there were about four dancers with their tits out. This neatly explained why the round was as dear as f**k. The second was in Blackpool, memorable only for us superbly ambushing the round dodger of the group. Waitress came over to take our order and the tight b*****d, clearly panicking that there was no escape ordered "10 straight vodkas", just as she was heading off the get them another boy shouted "mhak them fuckin' doubles please". £52. Superb. It was possibly the most horrendous vodka ever but worth it to see the colour drain from his coupon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 13 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Has anybody ever attended such a place? It's my idea of a nightmare. Honest to f**k Don't be embarrassed, it's the women that dance you just watch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 21 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A victory for commonsense. Saves you signing on I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Saves you signing on I suppose. DHSS HQ was in Lady Lawson Street. I spent a lot of time up there in training as they tried to drum some sense in to me. I couldn't get to and from work without passing the Pubic Triangle. Diversity hadn't been invented and you were still expected to be drunk at work. Happier, simpler times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: DHSS HQ was in Lady Lawson Street. I spent a lot of time up there in training as they tried to drum some sense in to me. I couldn't get to and from work without passing the Pubic Triangle. Diversity hadn't been invented and you were still expected to be drunk at work. Happier, simpler times. Passing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Passing? It took me 2 hours a lunchtime and if I went back at all about 4 after work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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