CityDave94 Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: We’ve all been there. The forum needs a strong Shitting Stories Part 2 thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 I actually fell down two stairs at work. I was carrying/drinking coffee, talking to someone, missed the bottom step and went flying. Absolute scenes. Spoiler No soiling was undertaken though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 10 hours ago, oaksoft said: Captured documents reveal Russia's plan to annex Ukraine in ten days and kill its leaders (msn.com) No idea how much of this we can trust but f**k me this is chilling to read. This is why we were right to back Ukraine to the hilt. And if we have to wear a few jumpers to get through the winter because of temporarily high gas prices, we can do so holding our heads up high. Exxon and Sleepy Joe Biden doing a sublime wallet inspector trick here on a vulnerable pensioner. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Chatter that Russia are withdrawing from the Zaporizhia nuclear plant today. This sort of stuff has been heard before though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Actually spelled Zaporizhzhia. Looks really weird in English but zh is a separate letter in cyrrilic. See there are claims of some sort of deal: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 5 hours ago, oaksoft said: What on earth are you wittering on about? In the last 3 months, I have had the lowest gas and electricity bills for years between cutting back, my credit that I had built up and the government help schemes. The next bill which is due in 4 days will be £70 for the month for a 3-bed detached house based on my submitted readings. If I am being taken for a ride, I hope they continue doing so indefinitely. Exxon are going to be sorely disappointed if they think they're getting any extra profit out of me at this rate. You've achieved this by sitting in the cold and updating a spreadsheet on a daily basis. Very weird flex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) 15 hours ago, MuckleMoo said: Todd absolutely desperate to bend his hoop to the Russians in order to get his hot tub back on. You just know he would have been one of those snivelling shitebags cosying up to what ever invader it may have been in order to fluff his own nest. What an utter c**t! If you’re trying to suggest that posters like @Todd_is_God and @virginton are the sort of pant-wetting invertebrates who tend to become Russo-Ukrainian or Vichy-French collaborators, then I’d say you’re probably correct. Edited December 3, 2022 by The Other Foot 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 8 hours ago, oaksoft said: What on earth are you wittering on about? In the last 3 months, I have had the lowest gas and electricity bills for years between cutting back, my credit that I had built up and the government help schemes. So to clarify your 'point' here, you think that engaging in a clearly disastrous energy war is okay for the future of western Europe because: a) you're personally not paying the price (wear multiple jumpers people!) and b) the price in government aid will - just like all other bills - be paid by subsequent generations rather than yourself. Typical boomer fuckwit then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 23 minutes ago, virginton said: Typical boomer fuckwit then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 hour ago, virginton said: So to clarify your 'point' here, you think that engaging in a clearly disastrous energy war is okay for the future of western Europe because: a) you're personally not paying the price (wear multiple jumpers people!) and b) the price in government aid will - just like all other bills - be paid by subsequent generations rather than yourself. Typical boomer fuckwit then. What a transactional Tory you are 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Wagner are apparently forming units made up solely of prisoners who have been raped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Wagner are apparently forming units made up solely of prisoners who have been raped. Have we considered if this is now becoming a useful way for Putin to rid “his” country of certain group and individuals in addition to the annexation bonus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 7 hours ago, ICTChris said: Wagner are apparently forming units made up solely of prisoners who have been raped. Bet they'll quickly get mown down by a Ukrainian machine gun for no other reason than drawing fire to identify its location and stuff like that. You'd have to be mental to volunteer for a unit like that but if the other option is regular anal rape... Guess this 1000 km range drone provides scope for messing with the Russian power grid and attempting to pay the Kremlin or Vlad's palace at Sochi a visit in the not too distant future: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 5 hours ago, LongTimeLurker said: Bet they'll quickly get mown down by a Ukrainian machine gun for no other reason than drawing fire to identify its location and stuff like that. You'd have to be mental to volunteer for a unit like that but if the other option is regular anal rape... Guess this 1000 km range drone provides scope for messing with the Russian power grid and attempting to pay the Kremlin or Vlad's palace at Sochi a visit in the not too distant future: Given small cruise missiles were used with carbon fiber strand loaded warheads to short out the Iraqi power grid before Desert Storm kicked off, its not beyond conceivable that the Ukrainians could launch similar “non-destructive” attacks deep into Russia with those drones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Reports of two airfields in Russia being hit 450km and 600km from Ukraine. However the RU Missile planes are in the air and have launched missiles and there is a country wide air raid alert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Guess that's why they let slip the info about the 1000km range drone so there was no speculation about NATO providing something with that capability: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 They can even pay Kadyrov a visit in Grozny now apparently: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Top Marx for hitting Engels though. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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