Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I think you've accidentally abducted a child. Nah but I do believe she may be a jockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 45 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Funnily enough I went home last night with a lady who was technically two inches taller than what would technically be termed a dwarf Pics or GTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Pics or GTF. Absolutely not. I'm getting enough grief off my mates nevermind random oddballs off the Internet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Absolutely not. I'm getting enough grief off my mates nevermind random oddballs off the Internet 'twas of course the stock P&B reply, I wasn't actually wanting you to post said pic. Why the f*ck would your mates be giving you grief anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 14 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 'twas of course the stock P&B reply, I wasn't actually wanting you to post said pic. Why the f*ck would your mates be giving you grief anyway? Boys will be boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 48 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Nah but I do believe she may be a jockey Was the going good? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 minute ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Was the going good? Soft to firm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 22 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Boys will be boys Not always true nowadays. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Blue Brazil Forever said: Not always true nowadays. The Gende.... actually no, f*ck that appearing anywhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 27 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Boys will be boys Bit shit though, but I suppose it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 How tall are you, Bert? Just curious as I'm big, and know a lassie who's just over four foot tall. I used to feel an irresistible urge to tuck her under my arm to save time when walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 I am 6 foot 4. Shortest woman I have ever been with is my wife, she is 5 foot 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 35 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Boys will be boys Back on topic. I see what you did there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, BFTD said: How tall are you, Bert? Just curious as I'm big, and know a lassie who's just over four foot tall. I used to feel an irresistible urge to tuck her under my arm to save time when walking. Six foot. On the flipside, I recently dated a six foot two Basketball player so goes to show I'm all about equal opportunities and I'm also not picky in the slightest but I think we already gathered that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 28 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Six foot. On the flipside, I recently dated a six foot two Basketball player so goes to show I'm all about equal opportunities and I'm also not picky in the slightest but I think we already gathered that This reckons there’s 20 possibles then and out of them, Kyrie Irving is definitely mental enough that showing up in a random boozer in Hamilton would be entirely unsurprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 Would you have sex with a trans woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Would you have sex with a trans woman? No, I’m married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Would you have sex with a trans woman? Which one? And how desperate is she that you're polling strangers on her behalf? It's not sounding good for her TBH. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 20 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Would you have sex with a trans woman? Maybe you should join a few forums/sites and get chatting to some people if you're curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 32 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Would you have sex with a trans woman? Fully transitioned? Yes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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